The Mountain Dew scented oil in these NES controller soaps probably won’t attract an ideal mate, and there’s absolutely no way that D-Pad feels good on one’s more sensitive regions. But hey, nostalgia! $US34 for 4. [
I’m not quite sure what exactly is going on here, me being somewhat of a dullard and all, but I do know one thing: this there is one neat video.
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I like to feel clean—that’s why I take my showers in the pristine wilderness underneath a waterfall that is pure and untainted by man. But I’ve ditched the Irish Spring for this iPhone soap.
I know my soaps, OK? I love a good, $20 chunk of scented lye that melts away after a few blissful showers. Meanwhile, video games are pretty fantastic, too.
Brilliant soap maker (soapsmith? soapist?) Digitalsoaps sells bars molded as gaming controllers. The blue olive oil NES controllers are sold out, but you can still get one in orange glycerine, or go for PlayStation.
We’ve seen washable mice and mice you don’t need to wash before, but have you ever thought of possibly washing yourself with a mouse?
Following up on the creepy Baby Hands Hands soap, here’s the Grope On a Rope, a hand soap with an attached rope for the shower. You can actually buy it for $15, but really, somebody has to tell them that for serious shower groping the last thing you need is an extended hand. [Product page]
