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In Nuclear Silos, Death Wears A Snuggie

At a small United States Air Force installation in eastern Wyoming, I’m sitting at an electronic console, ready to unleash nuclear hell.


October 7, 2010

All Hail The Electric Snuggie

I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. And declaring the Snuggle Suit the last word in Snuggie technology was most definitely one of those times. The Coz-E is the heated electric Snuggie of your closest-held dreams.


August 20, 2010

The Snuggie For After-Hours Use: Snazzy Napper

Use it in the car! Use it on the bus! Use it on the train! You can even use it on an aeroplane! So tells the creator of the SNAZZY NAPPER, a Snuggie/Burqa hybrid-breed for nappers.


February 17, 2010

The Snuggie For Stylish People And Home Thespians

Deep in my heart I always wanted a Snuggie or a Slanket, but my innate aversion to these naff devices from hell always stopped me. Not anymore, thanks to these cool full body blanket designs by Icelandic designers Vík Prjónsdóttir.


February 11, 2010

The Snuggie Has Been Perfected

The Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit: It’s a Snuggie, except fitted, fleece and with feet. Yes, OK, it’s pink, and the ad explicitly says “for women”, but I will not stand for such disgusting misandry in 2010. I’ll take 10, please.


January 2, 2010

Bathrobe Jumpsuit Is The Final Word In Snuggie Technology

You can keep your neck snuggie and baby snuggie and space snuggie. Real ballers know that the Snuggle Suit is the be all and end all.


December 25, 2009

TNMT Snuggie: Because You’re Never Too Old For Turtle Power

Around age 23, most men realise they’ll be stuck in normal – work a normal 9 to 5, buy a normal house and lift heavy objects with normal strength. But at least we can stay warm, dammit. [HotTopic via Geekologie]


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The Essential Problem With Snuggies

We all know the whole Snuggie thing is idiotic. But this comic really boils the idiocy down to its pure essence. Magnifique.


December 24, 2009

The Japanese Super-Snuggie You Won’t See On TV

Say hello to the Japanese Snuggie. The Two-Legged Sleeping bag. The Human Tadpole. Say hello to… this. There is no pitchman charismatic enough, no paid spokesperson straghtfaced enough, no model poised enough to give this the informercial it deserves.


December 15, 2009

Necky: The Snuggie For Your Neck

Are you so stupid that scarves confuse you? Jesus Christ. Well, the Necky was designed with you in mind, you idiot.