We love our jobs here at Gizmodo. But every once in a while even we find something more interesting than the latest breakthroughs in USB-powered humping animals. Impossible, you say? Not when it comes to a gigantic homemade Slip 'N Slide. It's tough to scale the slides' exact size, but it looks to drop a solid two stories before depositing its riders in the lake. And boy oh boy does this video make us jealous.

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First up, you have to wait for them to go on holiday. The rest is easy. It's not quite as long as this one, but it looks a lot scarier. [YouTube via Spluch]

A dude who goes by the name of "Bruiser" decided he wanted a Slip 'n Slide for an upcoming party. Like any logical person, he decided to make one using a bulldozer. What he ended up with is a 535-foot death slide into a fecally-tinted pool at the end. Despite the high probability of breaking a limb or catching some waterborne disease, I'd still ride it.

[Something Awful Forums via CrunchGear]