newVideoPlayer( {"type":"video","player":"http://www.youtube.com/v/1e2TCLiDECw&hl=en&fs=1&hd=1","customParams":[] ,"width":500,"height":332.5,"ratio":0.615,"flashData":"","embedName":null,"objectId":null,"noEmbed":false,"source":"youtube","wrap":true,"agegate":false} ); If you recall, the adorably simple, no-nonsense John’s Phone only makes phone calls. There’s no texting, no music, and no colour LCD. It’s address book is a pen and paper attached to the back. Here’s a video of it being unboxed.