Welcome to my pad, sexy. Thanks so much for paying for the cab; I must have spent all of my money on Appletinis without realising it. You understand, you hot, fab thing. Oh, this? It’s my bed, I assume you just love it. As you can see, it’s got a 32-inch LCD TV built into its sexy red frame, perfect for watching TV while we make the hottest love you’ve ever made in your life. And that’s not all, gorgeous!
In honour of the autumnal season and one of our favourite pastimes, here’s a roundup of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes in the entire world. After all, Halloween is a holiday for goblins, geeks, goons, weirdos, trolls and merrymakers of all stripes, so we knew the Giz readership wouldn’t mind if we posted a few non-gadget costume pics (I can see Blam rolling his eyes already). And hey, it’s gadget-y, too—heck, one of these babes is wearing handcuffs, isn’t she? Anyway, we’re not sure if it’s the costumes themselves or those comely lasses who are wearing them, but either way, we find each appealing in its own inimitable way. Check out the gallery after the jump, which includes a few NSFW shots, so beware.
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If there’s one thing we never thought would be a cellphone strap, it would be lingerie. Well, never count out a horny Japanese businessman, we suppose.
For about $9, you can get your own bra or panties to attach to your cellphone. It’s just a gimmick, and it’s tiny, so it’s probably the only lingerie your wife will permit you to have that doesn’t belong to her. Unless, of course, you’ve been fucking a midget on the side. – Jason Chen
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Product Page [Strapya via Tokyo Mango]
