Christmas is almost here, which means you’ve got just enough time to order this “corn vibrator” for a truly themed “giving thanks” session. If that doesn’t appeal, try Holy Taco’s 11 other whacky sticks. [Holy Taco]
Pleasures, a sex toy store in Huntsville, Alabama (where sex toys are technically illegal), just opened America’s first sex-toy drive-through service. I know what you’re thinking! “It’ll get so crowded!” Don’t worry – there are three lanes.
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I know: Wou watched our Fleshlight review and thought hey, that’s great, just maybe not Avatar enough. Like, if only it were blue, and had some crazy texture. Well, creepy person, your wait is over. Meet the Fleshlight Alien.
When JimmyJane showed off their Form 2 sex toy, Jesus Diaz said it looked like a Millennium Falcon. The new Form 3, on the other hand, resembles a soft-touch computer mouse – but don’t go using a Microsoft Arc “down there”.
As long as humans have had genitals, we’ve found artificial ways to stimulate them. But it took the repressed Victorian era to create the vibrator, a device aimed at curing a disease that doesn’t exist.
The Real Touch is like a Fleshlight that moves on its own, pre-synced with the porn you’re currently watching on your computer. It’s one step closer to simulating having sex with the girl on the screen, but should you buy?
