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Is This Really A ‘Million Dollar Segway’?
Yesterday, you may have seen Giz catch Monster Cable CEO Noel Lee on a tricked out gold-rimmed Segway. Ridiculous as that was, we’ve now got video — and if you listen carefully, you can hear his assistant remarking that’s a “million dollar Segway”. Here’s hoping that’s hyperbole – not literal fact. We’ll let you decide.
Video: Cricket Cameraman’s Epic Segway Crash
Here’s some cricket coverage even Giz can get behind (well, in a schadenfreude sort of way). As Australia came back from lunch to bowl against India today, this Channel 9 cameraman hit a helmet and stacked his Segway on live TV. So…apparently you can fall off a Segway, and who knew they had them at the cricket?
What Kind of Home Would Segway Inventor Dean Kamen Live In?
One without a whole bunch of ramps, surprisingly. The interior has living spaces and working spaces, housing both a lab and a crazy wooden maze of banisters and staircases.
Light Saber Jousting With Segways
Vice TV, going where no other news outlets dare: This time, it’s Segway instruction from an NYC weirdo named Itsy, then stage combat light saber lessons with the NYC Jedi Academy in Brooklyn. Then, fight!
Reader Email: Why We Should Stop Picking on Segway
Dean Kamen is brilliant, but I’ve always felt Segways were kinda for lazy people. Well, I did think that, until I got this email from Allen, a segway using reader with a disability. Doh!
Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You ‘Roll’
In case your obnoxious Segway weren’t clarification enough, this Segway shirt reading “that’s how I roll” should set things straight. Donning Dean Kamen’s matching denim pants/denim shirt combo also works. [ExBoyfriend via ShinyShiny]
Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)
There’s nothing more you have to do than point and laugh at this poor woman and her Segway. You would have thought the other woman would be the one to eat it, karmically speaking. [BBG]























