You know the recently deployed airport scanners that see through your clothes and show your bits ‘n’ pieces to some dude supposedly in a locked closet? Called backscatter, the tech been re-jiggered into a portal that cars crossing the border will have to drive through, allowing border agents to search your car without, you know, actually searching your car. The Z Portal will obviously strip-search anyone driving it, too, but a Customs spokesman swear it’s less revealing than the staticky porn your dad used to watch on an old TV.