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Insane Mosspuppet Questions Stevepuppet’s Sanity
6:20AM Jesus Diaz | Poor Mosspuppet. He may be Stevepuppet’s best buddy in the whole kingdom of puppets, but he is losing it. Or he just timewarped back to 1997. (Fast-forward to 51 seconds to see Stevepuppet). [The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs]
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4:00AM Adam Frucci | Steve Jobs is a private man, so only those very close to him ever get a look inside his home. Privacy shmivacy! Here’s our exclusive look inside, revealing some downright surprising aspects of the bearded one’s personal life. More »
An Exclusive Look Inside Steve Jobs’ House
4:00AM Adam Frucci | Steve Jobs is a private man, so only those very close to him ever get a look inside his home. Privacy shmivacy! Here’s our exclusive look inside, revealing some downright surprising aspects of the bearded one’s personal life. More »
Online
Google Offers Users Total Privacy (In An Airless, Deadly Prison)
10:20AM Dan Nosowitz | Today’s Onion News Network video attacks Google’s scary-if-you-think-about-it access to all our browsing habits and personal data. If you want privacy, no problem: Just relocate to a giant boxlike mountain prison, and you’ll be secure (and dead). Zing! More »
Phones
11:40PM Matt Buchanan | The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I’m sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. More »
iPhone 3GI Delivers True Multitasking, But Only To People Who Really Deserve It
11:40PM Matt Buchanan | The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I’m sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. More »
Entertainment
The Seven Types Of Employees You Meet At Best Buy
5:20AM Adam Frucci | Have you ever noticed that no matter which Best Buy you go into, you end up seeing the same people working there? That’s because there are seven types of people that work at every single Best Buy, with no exceptions. More »
Entertainment
