Coldplay, purveyors of middle-class mundanity to the eardrums of the worthy*, are having a garage sale at their studio. So, anyone who wants to pick up a gadget with Korg, Roland, Linn, Pearl, Hafler or Yamaha written on it, and which emanates a musical version of “Pew Pew,” then head off to eBay, ’cause that’s where you’ll find it. Oh, and proof that Chris Martin is a very funny man indeed, after the jump.