Usually, people showing at flash mobs do some kind of artsy fartsy performance in a public place, summoned by viral tweets or Facebook status. These people did the same thing and robbed a 7-Eleven in the US in under a minute. More »
Most sane people, like you and me, do all we can to avoid prison. Not these idiots in New Zealand though, who broke into prison to steal a 50-inch plasma TV. More »
The wormhole that produced the motel-thieving musketeer hasn’t closed yet—two more time travelling brigands have appeared, this time holding up a post office with a crossbow. We expect a catapult raid against a 7-11 sometime over the weekend. More »
Yeah, stealing is wrong, but how can you not root for criminals this bizarre and audacious? Two crooks, perhaps stepping out of some kind of time portal, stuck up a motel with a musket. One perp was five feet tall. More »
In the past we might have worried about sophisticated card skimmers, sneaky bank fees or armed robbers when we stopped at an ATM, but based on recent events, we may now have to fear attractive bare-breasted female thieves too. More »
Bill Jordan’s recent iPad purchase turned nightmarish in one of those delightfully grotesque ways that local news affiliates thrive on: a thief grabbed his shopping bag, tugging so hard that he took most of Jordan’s little finger with him. Gross. More »
