Toys
Lego Silver Rings Will Brick Your Marriage
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 11:20 AM on December 4, 2008
The only rings I've ever liked are nipple rings, The Lord of the Rings, wedding rings--I collect them--and Ringo Starr. I love these silver Lego rings, though. You can customise them putting any brick you want on top.

A skull ring with 2GB of RAM squeezed inside. Scary. What else is there to say? It'll go nicely with your skull-and-bones motif 
I've proposed three times in my life. Once was with a traditional diamond ring (it went well). The 
This "Killer Engagement Ring" flips the diamond so the pointy side is facing out. Diamonds being super hard and everything, this makes the ring a pretty serious weapon, capable of cutting skin right down to the bone. It can also be used to scrape the shit out of car doors if you want to leave a message for somebody. It's terrifying, really, but love can be scary sometimes. [
This ring gun is all old-timey, and there's not a lot of info out there about it, which is too bad. I wonder how it actually works, and if it can fire shots without breaking the finger of the wearer. I also wonder how safe it'd be to carry a loaded gun around on your finger, as you could have some pretty horrible accidents fishing around for your keys in your pockets. But I suppose with bullets that small it'd be tough for it to do all too much damage. What do you think, bloodthirsty, gun-loving American commenters? 







This handmade, sterling silver ring from Analogue Aesthetics features a built-in microphone and a standard 3.5mm plug. Surely you can imagine the sort of fun that can be had with a device like this—plus, if a verbal jousting match with a heckler turned ugly, you have the satisfaction of knowing that a punch to the face with this baby on would be devastating. Available for $US105. [
I can think of no better gift to a loved one than a picture of myself. But ink, even in its timeless fashion, often fails to capture the true essence of my visage. That's why the Contura ring appeals to me so. I merely send in a profile shot and luxury gift supplier Fitzsu will make a ring from the shape. A stainless steel version will run $US625—of course non-precious metals would never do—though the more suitable gold version will certainly weigh down the pocketbook at $US5,730. But knowing that I can pass the God-given gift that is my face to another this holiday season? How can one place a price upon perfection? [