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Toys

Lego Silver Rings Will Brick Your Marriage

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 11:20 AM on December 4, 2008

The only rings I've ever liked are nipple rings, The Lord of the Rings, wedding rings--I collect them--and Ringo Starr. I love these silver Lego rings, though. You can customise them putting any brick you want on top.


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Peripherals

Solid Alliance Goes Goth, Crams 2GB RAM into Skull Ring

Posted by Kit Eaton at 7:20 PM on October 21, 2008

A skull ring with 2GB of RAM squeezed inside. Scary. What else is there to say? It'll go nicely with your skull-and-bones motif keyboard and mouse... but probably won't cheer you up on a dreary winter's morn. Particularly when you find out one will set you back $US145. [GeekStuff4U via Akihabaranews]


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Gadgets

Cat 5 Wedding Ring Stupidest Ring Ever

Australian Post Posted by Nick Broughall at 12:56 PM on April 24, 2008

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Before I got married, I used to joke with my fiancee that instead of getting rings made out of gold, or other expensive metals, we should find ourselves some plastic "Sha-zam!" rings that we could join together and pretend we had a Genie to fight our battles for us.

She didn't like the idea.

So imagine what would have happened if I had proposed we invest in a pair of Cat 5 compliant wedding bands that we could jack into eachother when we were bored. My guess is that we wouldn't be married now.

The inside of the "female" ring can be chosen from a selection of four colours: turquoise, white, orange or black. That's four different reasons that she'd leave you, right there.

But the worst thing about these ridiculous rings - they're sold out. So, chances are there's going to be some lonely men with broken hearts and shattered dreams in the world tonight.

[Etsy via Gadgetell]

Gadgets

Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring (With USB)

Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:25 AM on March 18, 2008

I've proposed three times in my life. Once was with a traditional diamond ring (it went well). The other two were with tacky USB devices (which also went well). The lesson learned? I'm suave enough to score chicks people as long as I'm on my knees.


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Random Stuff

$6,500 Periodic Rings Won't Make You Invisible

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 12:56 AM on March 12, 2008


I'm not a fan of rings, but if my wife was a scientist, I would probably get her one of these Ag, Au and Pt Periodic Rings. Made in, you guessed it, real silver, gold and platinum, each has the element's sign, atomic number and mass. Cool and pretty, but awfully expensive: US$205 for Ag, US$2,200 for Au, and US$6,500 for Pt. Fortunately for me, she's not a scientist. And yes, this whole post was an excuse to put the hilarious Flight of the Conchords video after the jump.


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Gadgets

Mourn Your Wedding Ring Properly When Divorce Takes It's Hold

Australian Post Posted by Nick Broughall at 1:13 PM on February 29, 2008

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I have no idea why I'd be posting this, considering I am currently two weeks out from my own marriage. It kind of seems a bit, well, negative.

Still, it's funny in a morbid, cynical way. It's fairly self-explanatory – it's a coffin for your wedding ring after you decide to get divorced.

Each coffin comes with an engraved message of bitterness and hatred mourning, which you can select from a number of pre-written alternatives or write your own.

At US$30, it's a pretty cheap way of saying goodbye to your marriage. If you need to do that kind of thing, or can't fathom the idea of pawning your ring off on ebay.

[Wedding Ring Coffin via Styledash]

Gadgets

Killer Engagement Ring Will Make Sure He Never Cheats

Posted by Adam Frucci at 7:30 AM on February 22, 2008

This "Killer Engagement Ring" flips the diamond so the pointy side is facing out. Diamonds being super hard and everything, this makes the ring a pretty serious weapon, capable of cutting skin right down to the bone. It can also be used to scrape the shit out of car doors if you want to leave a message for somebody. It's terrifying, really, but love can be scary sometimes. [Yanko Design via BoingBoing]


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Gadgets

Ring Gun Won't Get Through Airport Security

Posted by Adam Frucci at 5:10 AM on January 25, 2008

ringgun.jpgThis ring gun is all old-timey, and there's not a lot of info out there about it, which is too bad. I wonder how it actually works, and if it can fire shots without breaking the finger of the wearer. I also wonder how safe it'd be to carry a loaded gun around on your finger, as you could have some pretty horrible accidents fishing around for your keys in your pockets. But I suppose with bullets that small it'd be tough for it to do all too much damage. What do you think, bloodthirsty, gun-loving American commenters?

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[Ring Gun via Spulch]


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Gadgets

Analogue Ring Doubles as a Microphone

Posted by Sean Fallon at 11:50 AM on December 14, 2007

analogue_microphone_ring.jpgThis handmade, sterling silver ring from Analogue Aesthetics features a built-in microphone and a standard 3.5mm plug. Surely you can imagine the sort of fun that can be had with a device like this—plus, if a verbal jousting match with a heckler turned ugly, you have the satisfaction of knowing that a punch to the face with this baby on would be devastating. Available for $US105. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

Gadgets

Contura Ring Profiles Your Love

Posted by Mark Wilson at 2:20 AM on December 13, 2007

contss10_lg.jpgI can think of no better gift to a loved one than a picture of myself. But ink, even in its timeless fashion, often fails to capture the true essence of my visage. That's why the Contura ring appeals to me so. I merely send in a profile shot and luxury gift supplier Fitzsu will make a ring from the shape. A stainless steel version will run $US625—of course non-precious metals would never do—though the more suitable gold version will certainly weigh down the pocketbook at $US5,730. But knowing that I can pass the God-given gift that is my face to another this holiday season? How can one place a price upon perfection? [product via gadgetlab]