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The Hills Girls Analyse the Large Hadron Collider

Gizmodo US Edition — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:00:00 +0000

I don’t watch The Hills, but that doesn’t mean I’m not entertained when I see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt prancing around and pretending they aren’t posing for the cameras: in this clip, Audrina attempts to get scientific with the Big Bang theory and the Large Hadron Collider. Her friend explains that the Large Hadron Collider is used for colliding subatomic particles together—but maybe it can be used to see if there are any particles in that organ that lies between Audrina’s ears. [GeekSugar]

How I Survived a Japanese Game Show: The Gigantic Human Prize Claw Game

Gizmodo US Edition — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:30:00 +0000

The new episode still follows most of the tired reality show conventions and spends too much time on the stunningly boring contestants, but the brief game show events still impress. This week’s challenge: become a human claw game, picking up prizes as teammates control your x, y and z axis movement. This challenge aired much to the chagrin of Claw Machine Boy, whose chronic PTSD triggered hard when this episode aired. Stay tuned for a weekly review of the 45 seconds of this show that is worth watching. [ABC]

Justin Timberlake Presents New MTV Reality Show Called “The Phone”

Gizmodo US Edition — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:00:00 +0000

Hey, Justin Timberlake here. Just checking to see if you senoritas are n*sync with my plans to bring sexy back to reality television. Next season, MTV’s going to rock your body with a new reality game show called “The Phone,” to be executive-produced by yours truly. Here’s the premise:

Each episode will begin with two hidden cell phones ringing at opposite ends of a major city. Contestants who answer the phones will get to go on a timed mission for a cash prize. While they’re racing through the city, a helicopter will track their every move. Kind of like that scene in the Bourne Ultimatum where Matt Damon’s trying to get that journalist dude to follow his instructions—but sexy. Also nobody’s going to get their heads blown off.

What? You think this sounds unbelievably lame? You’re not lovin’ it? Well buddy, cry me a river, because last time I checked, I was Justin Timberlake and you weren’t. I get to do things like make out with Scarlett Johansson and have four mobile phone channels devoted to my life. I think I would be the king of knowing what’s lame and what’s not. Where is the love, man? God, you guys are such dicks (in a box). [Reuters]