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Reminder: Companies Aren’t Your Friends

Twitter. Facebook. Instagram. All of them wonderful ways to bring together people you know, care about, or just want to stalk. But it’s easy to confuse connecting friends with friendship. Don’t. All social media companies want is to make money off of you. And they’ll never stop trying to.


Dear Australian Telcos: Don’t Ever Do This. Ever.

This is awful. Utterly, completely, corporate suit wearing, slicked back hair smelling, awful. US carrier Verizon has stamped its logo on top of the new Samsung Galaxy Note II. Do you see it? Yes. That’s right, the Verizon logo is on the freaking phone’s home button. Covering it. Are you kidding me.


The Apple Vs Android Fanboy Wars

Here’s a brief note intended for the minority commenters who make things nasty. As a community, let’s start smiling again on Gizmodo Australia. Let’s improve the tone. The war doesn’t make any sense. This whole fanboys vs fandroids thing, the iPhone vs Galaxy, the iPad vs Kindle Fire…They’re just machines at the end of the day.


If You Thought George Lucas Couldn’t Sink Any Deeper, You Were Wrong

I still remember Joel’s plea to forgive George Lucas for his many sins. He had a point. Kind of. A little. Ish. Had. Whatever mercy I had left for this man — a man who I greatly respected and admired as a creator — has completely disappeared after watching the trailer for Star Wars’ Detours, a comedy.


Why It’s Sometimes Best Not To Digitally Document Every Exciting Life Event

Over the weekend I attended a US concert of the Deftones opening for System of a Down — which I was hell bent on documenting, thoroughly, using my iPhone. All through the Deftone’s set, I snapped pictures and took video. Then it started to pour, with thunder and lightning very nearly cancelling the rest of the show, even before SOAD took the stage, and my phone was temporarily borked via water damage, primarily in the camera functionality.


Monthly Mail-Order Grooming Service Birchbox Finally Figures Out Ladies Like Tech, Too

Back in April, I wrote one of my first-ever Gizmodo posts, a rant about the monthly mail-order grooming service Birchbox and how their male/female skewed boxes tended to reinforce gender constructs in a pretty annoying way.


Are We Overreacting To Apple’s EPEAT Pull-Out?

The dust still has yet to settle, since Apple announced on Monday that it would no longer seek EPEAT certification for 39 of its computer models. Certainly, this news is not great. The ideal situation would be for everything, everywhere, to be entirely green and environmentally friendly.


Fitmodo: Get Out Of The Gym Once In A While

I’m just going to come out and say it: screw the gym. Screw it right in the face. There is a better way to get the body you want, one that’s actually fun and that uses your brain’s reward system. Really.


Don’t Facebook What You Tweet

Want to know a quick and easy way to get on my crap list? Post your tweets to Facebook. All of them. Don’t even filter them out, just let your mental diarrhoea pollute my newsfeed. Because sure. I wanted to know every single bland detail of your daily life. Twice.


The Downside Of Living In A Digital World

Hurrah for digital media! We’ve got everything we ever wanted at our fingertips within a second or two — or maybe half an hour if we want it in 1080p. There’s just one thing that bothers me: What have we given up in return?


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