US President Obama oversaw the elimination of Osama bin Laden… and he asked the White House kitchen to begin brewing its own beer for parties? Remind me, how is it he’s not a shoe-in for reelection? Don’t answer that. Let’s focus on the beer. More »
There’s an old sketch from MTV’s brilliant The State, where a kid reprimands his obnoxious classmates, saying, “You can’t even joke about it! You just can’t say ‘Gee, wouldn’t it be great if we shot the President,’” which results in a swarm of Secret Service agents flooding the classroom and carrying him away. Well, that isn’t much of an exaggeration. More »
President Obama visited a Boys and Girls Club and played the part of Santa, asking the kids what they want for Christmas – but instead of hearing traditional requests for bikes, the kids all wanted iPods, phones and other tech. More »
I don’t know about you, but I like a President who can throw a funny, geeky sci-fi reference once in a while. Clearly, el Comandante en Jefe has watched his Terminators and scary Big Dogs a few times. More »
Today is a Great Day in America’s history: President Obama has revealed himself as a Jedi Master, playing with a lightsaber while making sounds like *swisssssh* and *swoooosh* with his mouth. The Star Wars Kid has been vindicated, at last. More »