Patents! They are often completely fucking insane. But here’s my question about this one, “Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force”: It’d work on helping me poop too, right?
Whenever I watch 3D I get a headache. Even after a few minutes, I can feel my head begin to pound like a jackhammer relentlessly banging on concrete. That’s why I was happy to see Jez Ford’s pickup of the health and safety warnings for 3DTV on Samsung’s website over at AVHub. As it turns out, 3D and booze might not mix…
After trying to conceive for four years, mother Lena Bryce fell pregnant two months after downloading an app on her iPhone. Sadly, for story’s sake, it wasn’t an augmented reality app showing men with the highest sperm count.
It’s never too early to corrupt a child’s musical tastes, but sadly, you can’t just shove a pair of white earbuds into the womb – not without a lot of work. The solution?
