Since its launch, Pottermore has failed to do the obvious and sell Harry Potter ebooks. For crazed Hogwarts fans everywhere, though, the wait is finally over; now you can read about wizards on your Kindle.
Pottermore was supposed to be huge. Instead, it’s a million crazed Potter fans, most of them kids, playing Harry Potter minigames. Great! Kids love minigames. But why the hell isn’t Pottermore selling Harry Potter ebooks? They’re blowing this, big time.
Well, that rumour about Pottermore being a smartphone was completely wrong. But that’s OK, because that was an idiotic prospect, and the truth is more interesting: Harry Potter will sell as ebooks for the first time ever. And that’s huge.
So J.K. Rowling has to do something with her time beyond spend her trillions of dollars, so she’s got a spooky new COMING SOON website up. What is it? We don’t know! But a tipster claims it’ll launch a Potterphone.
