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There Is Something Very, Very Wrong With This Ad

Adam Frucci — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Duh, this old school Mac is way too ancient to surf the web for porn! Stupid dog. [Ads of the World via Copyranter]

Domain iPhone App Shows Quite A View… (NSFW)

Nick Broughall — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:29:42 +0000

That’s it! I’m moving to Crows Nest Road in North Sydney. They have quite the… erm… view. Immaculately presented must mean something completely different to the Real Estate world… [Mumbrella](obviously the pink bits were covered up post-screengrab… The image has also been fixed since this grab was taken…)

Pizza Factory Workers On Strike Over Internet Porn Sackings

Rosa Golijan — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 01:40:00 +0000

Pizza and porn. The two just plain belong together. So why has a pizza factory fired three employees over a little bit of on the job ooh-la-la-look-at-her? And why can’t they settle the resulting (so far) five week strike?

Word has it that the reason those three Green Isle Foods employees were terminated is “improper use of the company’s IT system, including the spreading of adult material”. I don’t know if that’s code for “They sent a few links and pics!” or “They set up a mini studio by the assembly line!” Either way, I’m kinda concerned about how this whole strike will affect my late night snacking. [Leinster Leader]

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Walmart Employee Arrested For Demoing Porn On HDTVs

Sean Fallon — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:00:00 +0000

Two 20-year-olds were recently arrested on a felony obscenity complaint after replacing demo DVDs in a Arkansas Walmart with hardcore pornography. The video played on six screens in full view of shoppers.

A customer “eventually” notified the manager, and the DVD was removed from the player. “Eventually” as in, “after we all got our fill of the hot action”. So that’s what this guy was looking at! [swtimes via obscuredrugstore]

Teenagers Apparently View Online Porn By Accident – Yeah, Right…

Nick Broughall — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:12:08 +0000

A government commissioned study says that 84% of boys aged 16-17 have seen internet porn, but most claim it’s accidental. What horseshit. Here’s a much more accurate view of the situation: 100% of teenage boys are horny little bastards who’ll lie about their porn viewing habits to government researchers because they don’t want to seem like horny little bastards.

The research, which will almost certainly be used by Conroy and his pals to try and reinforce their argument for mandatory internet filtering, also states that two thirds of teenage girls surveyed have viewed porn online as well.

Even though the internet wasn’t anywhere near as prevalent when I was a teenage boy, I can say without a trace of doubt that any teenage boy saying they’d only seen porn online accidentally is lying. Because it’s completely natural for teenagers to be curious about the physical and hormonal changes in their body, and porn offers a fairly easy way to explore and understand those changes, even if it isn’t necessarily the best way.

I can’t speak for women here—never having been one—but I imagine it’s the same across the estrogen fence.

Let’s just hope that somehow the end result of this study is better parenting, rather than the government deciding they’ll try and “fix” the problem themselves…

[News.com.au]

Porn Industry Wants To Sell You Sexy Movies Through Your Console

Adam Frucci — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Porn! There just aren’t enough ways for me to acquire it. If only I could pause my game of Shadow Complex and download Tristan Taramino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex 2, I’d be happy. And so would the porn industry.

According to an interview with Kotaku, Vivid Entertainment head Steve Hirsch is gunning after Sony first due to their willingness to allow on-demand adult movies to the PS3 in Japan.

Somehow, I don’t think Microsoft would be down with this, and even though Sony is in Japan, Australia is a much more puritanical country. Just look at our total lack of tentacle porn!

In any case, be sure to check out Kotaku’s story for the full interview. [Kotaku, Image Source]

Girlfriend Convinced To Put Out On Film Because Of LHC Doomsday

Rosa Golijan — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:00:00 +0000

Today we learn that you can get a frigid girl to not only put out, but to do it on film by playing the Large Hadron Collider card. (Baby! No one will see that video since the world is ending!)

A bunch of students at a Brisbane high school filmed a dirty porno in a high school bathroom the last time news of the Large Hadron Collider was hot. Yeah, that video was literally dirty. Remember high school bathrooms?

Basically the guy convinced his sweet, innocent and oh-so-stupid girlfriend that it was her last chance to lose her virginity as his buddy played hidden camera man, producer and distributor. The camera phone recorded underage sex act made its way through the community and could potentially result in child pornography production charges, although news.com.au claims it unlikely due to the age of all the participants.

No word on whether the sweet talker managed to hang on to the girl by convincing her that a miracle spared the world until November. [news.com.au]

Did Someone Sneak Some Porn Onto The App Store?

Nick Broughall — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:30:13 +0000

What’s wrong with this picture? If you said the app’s price, you’d be wrong (its from the US store). If you said that the thumbnail pic looks suspiciously like porn, you’d be 100% right.

Tipster Jeremy from Ticketchoice sent in these screengrabs from the US iPhone app store last week. As you can see, the image on the kid-friendly game isn’t quite what you’d expect from the sometime draconian Apple approval policy.

Canadian game developers IUGO reckon it’s either a prank or a glitch with the App store. Either way, they’re adamant they had nothing to do with it. Which would make sense considering the market they’re trying to target with the game.

What do you think? Prank or glitch? I’ve been trying to figure it out all weekend, and can’t seem to decide one way or another…

[Thanks Jeremy!]

What Good’s A Blu-Ray Plant If It Won’t Do Porn?

Nick Broughall — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:16:38 +0000

If you want some Australian made, high quality, high definition porn, don’t look at the new Blu-ray plant in Huntingwood NSW. They won’t touch the stuff, according to a report in APC.

After being interviewed by Lifehacker’s Angus Kidman, a spokesperson for the plant said “Sony DADC is open to other contracts but would not take on any adult titles or content.” They wouldn’t elaborate on why, but Gus speculates that it’s probably to ensure studios like Disney, which have strict policies in regards to the type of content that can be produced at the same plant as their titles, continue to use the plant.

Which ultimately means that the likelihood of you ever professionally publishing that home video you made with your girlfriend on New Years on Blu-ray is non-existent…

[APC mag]

Downloaded Child Porn? Blame Your Kitty Cat

Rosa Golijan — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Floridian Keith Griffin most certainly didn’t download over a thousand images containing child pornography. No siree. It must’ve been his dear puddy-tat who downloaded pictures of those oh-so-illegal birds.

According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators his cat jumped on the keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

Must be quite a fast connection if the cat managed to download so much porn during Griffin’s brief absence. All scepticism aside though, I seriously feel bad for that cat. With Griffin’s computer being taken away because of the investigation, how the heck is that pussy supposed to download some pussy now? [Sun-Times]

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