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Selling Erotic Ebooks Is Illegal In Germany Before 10pm 

Thanks to an old-fashioned law that treats ebooks like movies, online booksellers in Germany are eligible for a $US56,000 fine if they sell erotic ebooks before 10pm. That means any young fraus desperate to buy sensual Clippy stories may have to wait until after dark if booksellers come up with a plan to comply.


Pornhub Wants Your Money To Make Porn In Space

There videos of people boning whilst skydiving. There are videos of people boning in scuba gear (I’m just assuming here). And if Pornhub and Indiegogo have their way, soon you might get to see sextronauts (yup!) making zero-gravity love.


Yep, Porn Time Is Popcorn Time's Very NSFW Cousin

Popcorn Time, aka ‘Netflix for torrents’, has made illegally downloading movies far too easy. And, with pictures of naked ladies notoriously hard to come by on the internet, it was only a matter of time until someone adapted Popcorn Time for porn.


VR Porn Has Made Some Progress With Breasts, At Least [NSFW]

It’s pretty difficult to find a game that actually nails the way breasts move. Curiously, though, it seems like the people making virtual reality porn are making some good strides in the realm of breast physics. NSFW content ahead, you’ve been warned!


NSA Has A Special Room To Find Terrorist Memos Hidden In Porn  

If you’re working for the National Security Agency, watching hours of hardcore porno can be just another day at work. So much so, there’s even a special porn room in which to protect national security. Where agents look past boobs for clues in the glut of smut.


Have You Ever Watched Internet Porn In Public? 

In a recent episode of Broad City, Ilana shows Abbi porn while they’re at a cafe. Abbi protests, but in the show’s rococo logic, everyone else there is watching porn too. Is this really a thing? Are people just casually pulling up RedTube at Starbucks?


Someone Wrote Erotic Fiction About Microsoft's Clippy

It was only a matter of time before someone sexualised a paperclip… wait, what?


I Tried VR Porn, And It Was Weird

“Have you ever tried VR porn?” Vander Caballero asked me. The video game developer was trying to convince me of VR’s potential to revolutionise intimacy. “Do you want to try it right now?”


Ello's Death Rattle: WILL YOU STAY IF WE GIVE YOU PORN?!?!

Ello, that super exclusive, stripped down social network you vaguely remember hearing someone you kinda knew talking about last year is now a super exclusive, stripped down ghost town. So in a desperate plea to re-attract the masses it once swore were coming, Ello has announced that March is officially NSFW month. Because if it’s getting down on its knees anyway, it might as well — you know.


Finally, A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets By Jerking Off

We’ve all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that — shaking. And beating. It’s called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.