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Games

The Wii Pole Dancing Game is Really Coming

2:40AM Jason Chen | At first we thought this Wii Pole Dancing game was a joke—how could something so sexy come to such a “family-friendly” and casual console like the Wii? Turns out it’s not a joke. The company’s representative, Simon Kay, didn’t comment on how far the development of the pole peripheral was, but did say that they’re going to try and encourage both women and men to pole dance for “fun and fitness.” Even though the kit’s called the “Electra-pole,” it seems Carmen Electra most likely isn’t going to be involved. That’s too bad, since there’s obviously no other place to see Carmen gyrate half-naked. Obviously. [Multiplayer MTV] More »
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Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock Gets You Up in Every Sense of the Word

12:10AM Addy Dugdale | N.E.R.D. may get their lapdances for free, but I don’t know about ordinary people. I do know, however, that my lapdancing run-in in Vegas several years ago was a never-to-be-repeated experience. Girls with wonky boobs in Santa outfits, (it was June) my girlfriend in hysterics and me squirming with embarrassment, vowing that this was the last time I would have a lay-dee gyrate on top of my chest in order to extricate the dollar bill that said chum had put there for the tip. So this forty-buck glitterball-encrusted alarm clock seems like a safer option. One drawback I do see, however. Five shiny red buttons to work it—isn’t that going to lead to confusion amongst some people? [Nerd Approved] More »