Pinterest takes everything superficial, materialistic, and empty in us, and gives those instincts a safe place to run wild. It’s sort of like a swinger’s club, only for cupcake lust instead of libido. But what if it existed offline? Homicide.
When the domain Sex.com sold for the ungodly sum of $US13 million, we assumed that the new owners had something special in mind. Something that would revolutionise the already enjoyable activity of watching porn. Behold! The future of porn is… another porn Pinterest?
After watching Facebook spend $US1 billion on Instagram, there’s a lot of curiosity as to whether Google will buy Pinterest, one of the hottest startups in the world right now.
Many have assumed that Pinterest merely serves as an online stomping ground for wedding planning. As the US Central Command’s presence on the social network shows, that assumption is patently false. In fact, Pinterest is more than just Tumblr for ladies, it’s Tumblr for WAR DOGS.
It’s no secret that Google desperately wants Google+ to be the cornerstone of how you use the internet. The problem? No one’s taking the bait. It might be time for something drastic. Something like backing up several truckloads of cash to buy Pinterest, a social network crammed full of 10 million people who actually want to be there.
And you thought Pinterest was only useful for lonely pastry fantasy. This anonymous conman talked to the Daily Dot, and boy does he have an easy job: fooling Pinterest’s lonely materialists into clicking Amazon spam links. For money.
Pinterest is the hottest new social networking site that everyone loves to hate. Now, instead of pouring untold scorn on your friends for using it, you can play Pinterest Bingo to make the mockery more entertaining.
