Just look at them! They’re cute and colourful, with blown up illustrations of your favourite electronic components, crazy nerdtastic prints or quirky fun images. I think I’ll get two pillow covers to make up for my iPadlessness.
Imagine a machine that creates your ideal pillow. I’m not just talking plumpness, I mean everything right down to the embroidery message your cheeks would prefer nestling on.
Tossing and turning at night because your one-armed, lumpy felt-breasted girlfriend left town? Or just feeling extra creepy? Never fear, sad lonely person: the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here. And it is just awful.
Fellow arm sleepers, a new dawn is upon us. For just $US100, we can alleviate the several tons of pressure that our massive craniums place upon our arms. That, or our pillows now have a sandwich compartment. [HammacherSchlemmer via NerdApproved]
Maybe the whole cosmos isn’t in this pillow, but the LEDs hidden in a zippered compartment and causing these glowing, swirling patterns sure do give the illusion that it is.
