A cable company in the UK had a bit of a snafu with a super strict censoring system in its TV guide over the weekend. They were asterisking Alfred Hitchcock, Charles Dickens, the soccer team Arsenal, the movie Hancock and any other name or title that had a penis or butt related word in it. More »
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We’ve heard that just about anything could give you ED, so what to do when things down below just aren’t working? You could pop lil’ blue pills or you could go with something more reliable: Shockwaves to the crotch. More »
We would like to extend the advice to normal screwdrivers too. Or any pointy thing. Or not pointy. Look, just don’t insert anything in your penis, ok? Mac mini dissections, yes. Penis, NO. [Thanks Francesca]
The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been solved by a dentist (naturally). It’s called the BlowGuard.
Jesus and I tested out the erectile quality monitor gadget (different units!) to see if it really had some kind of use, or if it was just telling you what you could see for yourself.
We’re not sure that Bill Gates signed off on this unofficial endorsement for ‘Belgium for Love’ brand condoms, but that didn’t stop the company from placing his more characaturish features on a condom-wrapped penis with the caption, “I finally discovered an efficient antivirus!!” In case dominating the worldwide computer market, being one of the richest men alive and breaking entirely new ground on what it means to be a philanthropist wasn’t enough, Bill can finally say he’s made it. To see the full NSFW photo, hit the link. [Coilhouse via CopyRanter]
So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, “really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a “penis bodybuilding” apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? “
