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TheyFit Condoms Require You To Measure Your Naughty Bits
7:20AM Jesus Diaz | Fact: The FDA doesn’t allow very large or very small condoms. Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes. Are you a J33 or a Z21? More »
Gadgets
Who On Earth Can Order A $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?
7:40AM Jesus Diaz | A Saudi businessman with a small penis, that’s who. According to X4 Labs — a Canadian company that creates this kind of devices — their customer has ordered what may be the most expensive adult sex aid ever, made of pure gold. More »
Random Stuff
Don’t Insert Precision Screwdriver Into Penis. Don’t!
1:40AM Jesus Diaz | We would like to extend the advice to normal screwdrivers too. Or any pointy thing. Or not pointy. Look, just don’t insert anything in your penis, ok? Mac mini dissections, yes. Penis, NO. [Thanks Francesca] More »
Gadgets
The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
8:00AM Jason Chen | The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been solved by a dentist (naturally). It’s called the BlowGuard. More »
Gadgets
The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
9:00AM Jason Chen | Jesus and I tested out the erectile quality monitor gadget (different units!) to see if it really had some kind of use, or if it was just telling you what you could see for yourself. More »
Random Stuff
Bill Gates Reimagined As Penis for Condom Ad
3:30AM Mark Wilson | We’re not sure that Bill Gates signed off on this unofficial endorsement for ‘Belgium for Love’ brand condoms, but that didn’t stop the company from placing his more characaturish features on a condom-wrapped penis with the caption, “I finally discovered an efficient antivirus!!” In case dominating the worldwide computer market, being one of the richest men alive and breaking entirely new ground on what it means to be a philanthropist wasn’t enough, Bill can finally say he’s made it. To see the full NSFW photo, hit the link. [Coilhouse via CopyRanter] More »
Gadgets
Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents – NSFW
9:28PM Jesus Diaz | So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, “really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a “penis bodybuilding” apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? “ More »
Random Stuff
Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech
8:00AM Jason Chen | We had to double check that this wasn’t a story about Second Life, but rather is an actual event in actual meatspace occurring this past weekend in Moscow. As former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces, a radio-controlled penis flew across the room to some applause and laughter. The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air. That’s always the case, isn’t it? Some guy’s having fun with a flying penis with someone joker just has to ruin the party. [India Times via Sharenator] More »
Games
Chocolate Master Chief Penis Helmet
8:20AM Jason Chen | It’s a chocolate helmet. Shaped like Master Chief. For your penis. Yes, that Master Chief. Or as the site calls him, “The One Eyed Spartan.” As if dressing up junior as a viking or Indiana Jones wasn’t silly enough. Reserve yours today for US$7.95! [Chocolate Party Hats via The Raw Feed] More »
Computers
