We're not sure that Bill Gates signed off on this unofficial endorsement for 'Belgium for Love' brand condoms, but that didn't stop the company from placing his more characaturish features on a condom-wrapped penis with the caption, "I finally discovered an efficient antivirus!!" In case dominating the worldwide computer market, being one of the richest men alive and breaking entirely new ground on what it means to be a philanthropist wasn't enough, Bill can finally say he's made it. To see the full NSFW photo, hit the link. [Coilhouse via CopyRanter]

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So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, "really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a "penis bodybuilding" apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? "

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We had to double check that this wasn't a story about Second Life, but rather is an actual event in actual meatspace occurring this past weekend in Moscow. As former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces, a radio-controlled penis flew across the room to some applause and laughter. The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air. That's always the case, isn't it? Some guy's having fun with a flying penis with someone joker just has to ruin the party. [India Times via Sharenator]

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It's a chocolate helmet. Shaped like Master Chief. For your penis. Yes, that Master Chief. Or as the site calls him, "The One Eyed Spartan." As if dressing up junior as a viking or Indiana Jones wasn't silly enough. Reserve yours today for US$7.95! [Chocolate Party Hats via The Raw Feed]

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Two MacBook Air reviews are in from USA Today and Newsweek, and they're both fairly positive, but with caveats.

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John Long, a man, really misses his foreskin. This is why Mr. Long bought the TLC Tugger, a lampshade-like device that's made to pull a faux-foreskin out of shaft skin. You stick your member into the lampshade-like connector and tie the other end to your thigh, which then tugs on your shaft skin the entire day. Does this gadget actually work? Beats us. There's actually four pages of this article talking about how men are using gadgets like the TLC tugger to "restore" their foreskin, but we'll leave the wonder of discovery up to you readers. [HoustonPress]

With all the innovations surrounding the iPhone, we didn't expect a product like the Bona-Phone to come along and steal the limelight. Featuring breakthroughs like "touch-bone" dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. Trust us, if Meredith Viera was demoing the Bona-Phone on the Today Show, she would have had no problems "answering" the thing. Product Page [via nerdapproved]