That’s right, a passenger joyriding over South Africa with an experienced Silver Falcons air display team pilot steadied himself during an aerobatic manoeuvre by grabbing the ejection seat handle between his legs. Fortunately for him, ejection seats are fairly idiot proof — the chute opens automatically and he glided back to Earth unharmed. [Telegraph Image via Flickr]

In this video, a hapless Russian warehouse worker destroys about $US250,000 of precious, precious vodka in about three seconds (he escaped unscathed). Insert Yakov Smirnoff joke here. [English Russia via The Daily What]

Documentation on the problem is still thin, and Apple hasn’t issued any kind of response, but until this gets sussed out, you should probably cut back on the guest logins, lest you lose everything you’ve ever saved to your Mac, ever. Every new operating system has bugs, but if real—and it’s starting to look that way—this is pretty atrocious.

We’ll keep an eye on this one, since the more exposure this thing gets, the more likely people are to come forward with their own personal horror stories. Post ‘em if you got ‘em, in the comments. [ITWire via Neowin]

The tagline is actually advertising Nokia’s “Point and Find” service, which is a sort of user-generated phototagging system. Take a picture of your shoes, or a painting, or whatever, add in a link to its Wikipedia page or shopping link, and then whenever anyone snaps a photo of that item, they’ll see your links. The slogan idea is kind of a ripoff of those eBay ads from three years ago that used the tagline “Find Your It”. Unfortunately, whoever decided on “TAG YOUR IT” evidently did not go to primary school in an English-speaking country.

The service itself isn’t nearly as useful as, say, a barcode scanner, and relying on users to supply those links is sort of cheating in my book, but the service isn’t really the point here. The point is that there’s a box of macaroni and cheese that says TAG YOUR IT on it.

On a related note, it’s exciting to find out there’s another company besides Komatsu that makes trucks this big. Hey, Liebherr, do you have review units? [Break]

Pittsburgh, PA’s 33-story Grant Building famously spells out the name of the city in Morse Code so brightly it can be seen for over 100 miles. Except it doesn’t actually spell Pittsburgh, but “Pitetsbkrrh.” Eep.

A former HAM radio enthusiast and Pittsburgh local, Tom Stapleton, decoded the message and posted the gaffe on YouTube, and it clearly shows the tower’s misspelling. He said he noticed the problem when he casually looked up and saw the signal broadcasting the letter K, which he remembered well as it’s the first letter of his sister’s name. Too bad “Pittsburgh” doesn’t contain the letter K. Representatives of the tower’s owners could not say how long the tower had been advertising Pitetsbkrrh. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while walking and Twittering about how that stupid barista yelled at you for using your phone at the counter and the coffee isn’t really even that great anyway and crapnuggets I ran past the 140 character limit but I need to change the song since I’ve already heard Kings of Leon today goddammit stupid shuffle? [WGN via Consumerist]

Yeah I broke my screen. It’s taken some spills before, but this time it landed right on the corner and got a nasty case of shattered glass on the front. There were a lot of tiny shards that I had to brush off, but it still works. I got a screen cover for it, and it’s ugly as sin.

But hey, it’s still workable, and with a new model almost definitely coming out on or around July 10th, I’m not about to go buy a new phone right now. So it looks like I’m stuck with this one for about two and a half months. Things could be worse, I guess.

How many of you are dealing with busted-arse phones because of your lack of coordination?

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Raise your hand if this BS smells like roses to you.