Where to go when you need a regularly scheduled “chat about Mac products” experience? The Apple Friend Bar, of course! The venerable Onion News Network uncovers the key details in this investigative report.
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The Onion, that venerable source of satire both topical and historic, is today dipping its toes in the premium content pond. The result: “Future: News from the Year 2137″, an Onion-ised look at the world of tomorrow today.
