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Conspiracy Theorist Makes Neil Armstrong Realize Obvious Truth

11:00AM Jesus Diaz | It was bound to happen, so I’m not surprised: According to The Onion—reportedly America’s finest news outlet—Apollo 11 Mission Commander Neil Armstrong has finally admitted that the Moon landings were fake and staged. All thanks to Ralph Coleman: More »
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The Onion Bashes New Star Trek Movie for Being ‘Fun, Watchable’

10:17PM Mark Wilson | We loved the new Star Trek movie, but as the Onion points out, many geeks won’t. “If I wanted to see young, attractive people doing cool, exciting things, I’d go watch sports.” It’s hilarious. [ONN] More »
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So Mean But Maybe True (NSFW)

11:20AM Brian Lam | The Onion pisses on pretty much the entire gadget-making game with this fake news piece. Lots of cursing, do not watch unless you have a mouth like a Gizmodian. More »
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Onion News Network: Apple’s MacBook Wheel

11:13AM Jason Chen | Oh, Onion News Network! You and your team of reporters never fail to make us laugh with your jabs at Apple. More »
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“Blockbuster” Living History Museum Offers Insight Into the Past

1:30PM Jason Chen | I don’t want to spoil anything here more than the headline already has, but the visually hilarious Onion News Network has a biting critique of the movie rental chain Blockbuster. We actually like Blockbuster because of our grandfathered unlimited in-store exchanges and two free game rentals a month, but this is still pretty funny. [The Onion] More »