Omg

Science

That Large Hadron Collider Is Producing Bucketloads Of Data

Flag
2:30PM April 7, 2011 | Angus Kidman

The Large Hadron Collider is more than just the world’s coolest/most dangerous science experiment — it’s also producing a frankly ridiculous amount of data. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to Geneva, but that’s just peanuts to the LHC. More »


Mobile

What Secret Horror Is Destroying the Nation’s Youth According to the New York Times?

7:00AM May 27, 2009 | Matt Buchanan

“They do it late at night when their parents are asleep. They do it in restaurants and while crossing busy streets. They do it in the classroom with their hands behind their back. They do it so much their ______ hurt.” Hint: Not syphilis.

More »


Science

Large Hadron Collider’s Restart Button To Be Pressed By Tom Hanks

2:40AM February 19, 2009 | John Mahoney

Too good to be true: because his character in Angels and Demons saves the Vatican from being destroyed by antimatter stolen from CERN, Tom Hanks will be flipping the switch to restart the LHC.

More »


Barack Obama Uses a Zune

5:45AM December 4, 2008 | Matt Buchanan

After all of the misinformation and dirty lies spread about Obama over the course of the presidential campaign, this is the most shocking I’ve heard about him: He uses a Zune. This can’t be possible.

More »