The market’s down 400 points today, continuing this terrorific scream-ride we’ve been on. EVERYBODY PANIC. Right? Actually, here’s how — and when — the NYSE prevents one-stop-drop financial Armaggedon.
It seems that Wall Street is finally an official part of a dark empire. Or at least that’s the impression I’m getting from seeing Darth Vader himself ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange earlier.