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Here’s All That Stands Between You And Stock Market Oblivion

The market’s down 400 points today, continuing this terrorific scream-ride we’ve been on. EVERYBODY PANIC. Right? Actually, here’s how — and when — the NYSE prevents one-stop-drop financial Armaggedon.


December 23, 2009
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The Galactic Empire Has Taken Over Wall Street

It seems that Wall Street is finally an official part of a dark empire. Or at least that’s the impression I’m getting from seeing Darth Vader himself ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange earlier.