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Man Survives Shooting Himself In The Heart With A Nail Gun

In a horrifying real-life cross between Happy Gilmore and a Bon Jovi song, a man accidentally shot himself in the heart with a 10cm nail while trying to un-jam a nail gun. Somehow, he survived.


April 6, 2012
Cameras

NSFW: Canon EOS 5D Mark III Vs Nikon D800: Which Is Better For Filming Strippers?

Both the Canon 5D Mark III and Nikon D800 have been out for a few weeks now, and here’s what we’re all wondering: Which is the better mid-range, professional-grade camera? This hilarious shootout between the two does an excellent job of showing some of the differences.


April 5, 2012
Geek Out

Take Your Hands Off Your Phone And Onto Your Privates [NSFW]

Here’s one way to reduce testicular cancer: make people choose between using a BlackBerry and examining their balls to prevent death.


April 4, 2012
Geek Out

The Worst Album Covers Of All Time Make Me Miss Old Record Shops

All this digital music stuff has destroyed one of my old guilty pleasures. No, not listening all day long to the warm sound, the pops and crackles of Delicate Sound of Thunder on my father’s big cans. I’m talking about flipping through album covers at record stores.


Geek Out

These Clothes Turn Transparent When Your Heart Rate Increases

These clothes are perfect for every beautiful person on this planet. Called Intimacy 2.0 and made by Studio Roosegaarde, they’re made of leather and smart e-foils and totally look futuristically stylish. The best part though? The material turns transparent as a person’s heartbeat increases. Oh yes.


March 28, 2012
Entertainment

Robin Williams On Weed, Exploding Utilities, And The Dream We All Share (NSFW)

We’ve collected our best high-times material for the discerning reader so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.


March 22, 2012
Entertainment

When Earbuds Attack (NSFW)

First, take a deep breath. You don’t have to see the photo unless you click on it below. With that out of the way, prepare for some bad news about in-ear headphones.


Software

Is This App Really Too Sexy For Your iPhone?

Artist Luciano Foglia’s app filled with circles, triangles, rhombi, rectangles and other geometric shapes was rejected by Apple recently because of “excessively objectionable or crude content”. That’s right: An app filled with geometry was considered too explicit and pornographic for the App Store.


March 17, 2012
Online

NSFW: How To Take Flawless Phone Pictures Of Your Naked Body

After a spate of recently-hacked phone nudes, it’s clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn’t going to catch on. So if you’re going to do it (and seriously don’t), at least do it well. Here’s how to make your naked shots shine.


March 3, 2012
Mobile

NSFW: How To Make Siri Curse Like A Sailor

Getting bored with Siri? Us too. Finding out what the weather is, setting reminders and asking question gets old. You know what never gets old? Hearing a robot voice curse. I mean, we’re all teenage boys at heart, right? Here’s how to make Siri curse like a sailor.