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A Dildo Maker Has Finally Determined What The Shape Of Water’s Fish Dick Looks Like
The Shape of Water is the story of a star-crossed affair between a mute woman and a fish man god-creature, a film that all but dares us to imagine the convoluted mechanism by which the latter’s genitalia becomes external and, uh, able to do sex stuff with a human. It’s also nominated for Best Picture…
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Welp, There’s A Stranger Things Dildo Now
Whenever there’s a new, popular sci-fi movie like Avatar or television show like Stranger Things that features otherworldly creatures, there’s a certain number of the people who see the strange beasts and think to themselves “I wanna have sex with that alien demon thing or whatever it is.”
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Watch These NSFW Deadpool Bloopers While We Wait For The Sequel
We won’t be getting a Deadpool sequel for a little while yet, so we’ll just have to make do with what scraps of related entertainment we can dig up. Bizarre Disney crossovers help, but we can all agree a blooper clip from the first film is better.
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Learning About Animal Genitalia Is Really Fascinating Stuff
Meet Patty Brennan, she has one of the most interesting jobs that anyone could possibly ever have because she’s an evolutionary biologist who studies the genital structures of sharks, birds, snakes, and more. Basically, she finds out how animals bone by dissecting them, making silicon molds, creating 3D models, looking at them under microscope, and…