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Entertainment
Mr. Skin Uses Blu-ray To Reveal Previously Unknown Celebrity Nudity
5:20PM Dan Nosowitz | Celeb-nudity expert Mr. Skin has been using the HD power of Blu-ray to extract image and video of heretofore-unknown celebrity naughty bits. This is one of those revelations that really makes you appreciate living in 2009. More »
Phones
1984’s “Masterpiece Of Micro-Processor Technology” [NSFW]
1:00PM Danny Allen | Hey, that’s their words, not mine — I’m almost lost for any. “Sculptured by a European artist … the Erotica phone plugs into any wall-jack and is fully-guaranteed.” I bet, just look how classy this gent seems with an ear full of cleavage. More »
Design
There Shouldn’t Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
6:00PM Rosa Golijan | I’m all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I’m not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don’t care if it’s pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It’s got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric. More »
Gadgets
Becoming A Sexual Cyborg [NSFW]
4:00PM Dr. Debby Herbenick | I used to think “sexual enhancement” just meant “sex toys”. That is, until I started exploring the wonderful — and sometimes utterly weird — world of mechanical and electronic sex augmentations. Here’s what’s happening now and what will happen soon. More »
Gadgets
Form 2 Sex Toy Leaves Fleshbot Satisfied
2:00PM Rosa Golijan | Jesus thought that the Form 2 sex toy looks like the Millennium Falcon, I thought it was one of those tooth models dentists use. Fleshbot’s Lux discovered that it’s actually a bunny-eared delight of a gadget. The review’s here (and it’s NSFW). [Fleshbot]
Gadgets
This Inflating Bra Ad Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
4:03PM Rosa Golijan | Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that this inflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess there are odd sound effects and things looking firmer? Can someone please watch this commercial and translate for me? More »
Entertainment
4:51PM Nick Broughall | The sad truth is that you’ve never experienced Vatsyayana’s Kama Sutra until you’ve had it read to you by the Kindle’s text-to-speech option. You’re welcome…
Ever Wanted To Hear A Kindle Read The Kama Sutra? Now You Can (Maybe NSFW)
4:51PM Nick Broughall | The sad truth is that you’ve never experienced Vatsyayana’s Kama Sutra until you’ve had it read to you by the Kindle’s text-to-speech option. You’re welcome…
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Apple Approves ‘Asian Boobs’ App, Just To Mess With Us [NSFW]
5:11AM Adam Frucci | Apple loves rejecting apps for having swear words in them, but a database of scantily clad Asian ladies? Approved! Who needs a rhyme or reason when you can be random and inscrutable? [iTunes Link via TechCrunch]
Random Stuff
9 Life Lessons To Learn From Copier-Abusing Hussies [NSFW]
5:20PM Rosa Golijan | I’ve worked in enough offices to recall the temptation of copy machines. “Come here, you bad girl! Use me!” they’d shout, but I’d remain firm in my sensibilities, unlike these office hussies. But let’s at least learn something from them. More »
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