So by now we’ve realised that Siri isn’t the end all of personal assistants that Apple claimed it would be. In fact, as Nick Douglas discovered, she’s particularly unhelpful when it comes to assisting with your morning exercise routine. More »
The iPad’s a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain’t made for love. That’s why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it’s not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon. More »
What’s the only thing more exciting than a new Core i7 MacBook Air at your local Apple Store? No, not the Genius Bar helping you out with a cracked iPhone screen — a ranting, pot-smoking lunatic crashing a Q&A. Naked. More »
You finally found that special someone, settled down, and tied the knot. This is the one person you’re going to be having sex with from here to eternity. Here are 10 gifts to add some kinky spice to forever. Slightly not safe to view at work… More »
It’s not going to replace your coffee table any time soon, unless you like having your neighbours over for tea while your furniture derides them with round after round of unsavoury language. Those of you concerned about its pedigree, never fear — it comes complete with a British accent and a “Bollocks” button. More »
As a culture, we’ve been slow to allow robots into our home. But it could be that we’ve just waiting for the perfect robo-pal. Like, say, the Onion’s TYSO, which stands guard during your most personal moments. NSFW reenactments ahead! More »
Key parties are as passe as water beds and unkempt nether regions. Who needs those sorts of cheap thrills when you’ve got an adult-sized bouncy room to go wild in? More »
Apparently, dear reader, some websites that a casual observer would assume are Apple sites are actually landing sites for hardcore porn. Apple’s filed complaint with the World Intellectual Property organisation against seven sites — all of which have iPhone in their url–including the especially troubling iPhone4s.com. (Don’t click that NSFW NSFW porn it’s porn NSFW!) More »
I miss Adam Frucci every day, but today I really miss his expertise. Behold, the Alien, Cyborg, Zombie, Frankenstein, and Dracula Fleshlights and matching dildos! I don’t know what kind of sick nerd would like to have sex with a zombievag. More »
