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Here’s a reconstruction of what allegedly happened when Steve Jobs was caught with shurikens at Kansai Airport. OK, it’s actually a reconstruction of how we all imagined it. And even while they denied it, Steve could still be a ninja. More »
Real ninjas probably have no trouble dodging water droplets to begin with, but for budding Bushido, I guess this katana-shaped umbrella will have to do. $US30 from Uncommongoods. [Josh Spear]
Combat Xtreme Ninja Set! Combat Xtreme Ninja Set! Combat Xtreme Ninja Set! US$46 [Urban Junkie via Nerd Approved]
This concept from designers Chromoly would be perfect if your boss is the pushy type, and you fancy unsettling them a bit: notice-board tacks shaped like Ninja throwing-stars. Just make sure you scream loudly and jam one in the wall near the door before they walk in, and voila: instant respect. Shame it’s just a concept: I’ve been practicing my shout already. [Designboom]
If Star Wars took place in Japan and Jedis were ninjas, this is what Stormtroopers would hunt them down in during the Great Jedi Purge. They’re obviously smarter than the average clone, too, since they’re too dumb and clumsy to wield katana. Created by artist Yoshi Isao and on display at Gift Show 2008 in Tokyo, Giz Japan brings us this follow-up to his rendition of Darth Vader as Dark Lord of the Shogun.
Did your stupid, stupid coworkers piss you off back on talk like a Pirate day? You know, that fake holiday that lets people who think they’re funny, but actually not, annoy the crap out of you by elongating the R’s in every word? Today, The Day of the Ninja, is your chance to get back at them. Here are some ninja gadgets to do so. More »
The pirate over at Kotaku has just discovered what he’s calling the “Best Damn Swag on the Planet,” and we’re calling “the best stylus ever.” It’s a stylus for Ninja Gaiden DS, but it’s not just any stylus, it’s a friggin sword. It even has a little sheath to stick it into! Can you imagine playing Pokemon with that thing? Or whipping it and using it as a stylus in your Windows Mobile phone? “Hey John, give me a sec to check my calendar with my fucking NINJA KATANA.” And then you throw the stylus into his eye, officially ending your lunch meeting. [Kotaku] More »
Why pointless? Because ninjas totally own pirates. End of story. The AA 4-packs run $3 (plus shipping), which is a great deal for the ninja batteries since they’ll assassinate rival portable electronics and power your Walkman for approximately 100 years. [Think Geek via Shiny Shiny] More »
