A university professor has invented a computer program with crystal ball powers, only its channel is tuned purely to predicting the probability of murders – specifically, if inmates at a Pennsylvanian prison will ever kill again. More »
Last Saturday, suspect Erik Salvador Ayala fired into the streets of Portland, Oregon. He killed two and injured seven before shooting himself in the head. But beforehand, he’d left meticulous instructions regarding his PS3′s future.
Edward Richardson, douche bag, got what he deserved this week when a jury of his peers convicted him of murdering wife Sarah Richardson, after she changed her Facebook status from “married” to “single.”