That massive Gerber multitool on your belt probably comes in really handy during emergencies, but not on a catwalk. If you want to be prepared for whatever life throws out you and look fashionable, you’ll want to consider Wenger’s HypeX line.
While the Guppie looks more menacing than the Mo-Tool, this $US40 multitool definitely looks more useful. It includes the usual Swiss Army-style stuff — screwdrivers, knives, can opener, wire cutter, file and wrench — but also adds pliers, a hammer and a bloody axe.
If I built a time machine I’d choose a ute over a Delorean, just so I could bring back all the awesome stuff that’s been deemed unsafe over the years. I mean you can get a Swiss Army knife equipped with everything imaginable these days, except a .22 calibre pistol, which were readily available in 1930.