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Peripherals
Rocky’s Third Leg USB Drive Pumps The Abs
3:20AM Jason Chen | Rocky doesn’t need anyone to hold his feet for situps. Nor do Apollo Creed or Clubber Lang. Not to be racially insensitive, but are Apollo and Clubber’s USB connectors slightly larger? More »
Software
I Pity the Fool Who Didn’t Know About Mr. T’s App Store Contribution
6:00AM Jack Loftus | Apologies in advance, Mr. T, for not reporting on your very first App store contribution sooner. That said, I pity the fool who doesn’t download iPity today! More »
Toys
Mr.T Rubber Ducky Pities the Bathing Fool
1:45AM Jesus Diaz | OK, you fool! Have you showered today? Neither have I. So take a bubble bath instead. With me, Mr. T! Or if you don’t like me, you can try Jesus (the rubber ducky). AU:This is old news – I featured this in T3 probably 3 years ago now. But they’re still a good idea as a stocking stuffer for Xmas, although you’ve probably left it a bit late for this year… More »
GPS
Mr. T Tells You Where To Go On Your TomTom
9:30AM Nick Broughall | Holy crap! How did we miss this? If you pity the fool who does the regular Aussie Ken voiceover for your TomTom device, you can kill his jibber-jabber by downloading a suitable replacement – Mr. T. In his own words: “When you ride with Mr. T, Mr. T gonna get you there in one piece”. He also mentions that he’ll get your kids acting right and you’ll arrive at your destination safely, “or else”. And when Mr. T says “or else”, Mr. T means it. You can pick up Mr. T’s TomTom voiceover for $16.95 on the TomTom website. If you own a TomTom, you owe it to yourself to buy this. [TomTom] More »
Announcements
Happy Birthday Mr. T
5:20AM Jason Chen | Happy Birthday Mr. T. Thanks for not beating all of us fools up on April Fools. May you have many more years of jibba jabba. More »
Random Stuff
I Put Little Boy Into a Coma With Nothing But My Presence
2:59PM Jason Chen | I’m going out the same way I came in. Pow! See you around, suckas. Hope you fools enjoyed my jibba jabba. Don’t do books, read milk, drink your drugs and respect yo mommas. More »
Gadgets
Mr. T Versus Dracula, Dinosaur-Man (Who’s Also a Detective)
9:30AM Jason Chen | Who do you think is gonna win? Mista T or some punk arse fool who sleeps all day and nibbles on people’s necks? That’s right. His mouth is gonna meet my fist, and my fist makes a good first impression sucka. Once I’m through with him, I’m gonna move on to this Dinosaur-Man chump. What kinda fool is gonna put pants and a tie on a dinosaur for Jeebus sakes! He’s a dinosaur that’s also a detective. Let’s see if he can detect this move. What time is it fool? Time for me to sock you in the dino teeth, T style. [Mohawk Media] More »
Gadgets
If You Don’t Get Your April Fool Out Of My Face I’m Gonna Turn You Into Chopped Liver
9:00AM Addy Dugdale | Yo! I’M MR. T!!! What an awesome day it’s been, guest editing the Giz. Some of you think it’s Talk Like T Day. Well, I’ll squash the punk—squash him like a bug—who suggests that April 1 was TLT Day. It’s April Fool, FOOL!! And to all you naysayers who think that Gizmodo sucked today, you know that the only thing you can hear is your little pea brain rolling round your head. And when I finish with you, you won’t even be able to hear that! By the time I do let you girl scouts go, you’re gonna be big on PAIN! But first I’m gonna make you all suffer with the rest of the web’s April Fools. More »
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