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Man On Man Gold-Rimmed Segway Love At CES

3:45PM January 11, 2012 | Mat Honan

How would you roll if you were a big baller CEO of one of the world’s largest electronics companies? If you’re Monster Cable CEO Noel Lee, on a tricked out gold-rimmed Segway of course. Oh, and look, a Segway-strapped admirer! More »


Monster Wants To Fill Your Ears With Jamz

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2:58PM July 15, 2010 | Nick Broughall

Monster Cable isn’t exactly known for being too lenient in the pricing stakes. That’s why we’re surprised that they’ve described their new Jamz and Lil’ Jamz as “combining astounding audio performance with unprecedented affordability”. More »


Geek Out

Monster Cable CD Will Make Your Optical Drive 58% More Efficient

4:00AM January 10, 2010 | Dan Nosowitz

Most press kits are given out on USB flash drives at events like this, which is both convenient and pretty cool, since you get a free flash drive! But Monster Cable instead opts for the cheap printed CD-R. Classy. [Giz@CES] More »


Wattgate 381 “Audio Grade” Socket Is For Suckers Only

7:00AM October 26, 2009 | Jack Loftus

The Wattgate “Audio Grade” wall socket costs a mere $US147, but the crisp, unmatchable sound it will help create in your home crafts the kind of priceless memories that last a lifetime. More »


Monster SuperThin HDMI Cables Really Are SuperThin

12:00PM June 11, 2009 | Matt Buchanan

Monster’s SuperThin HDMI cables aren’t just marketing noise, they’re real, and thinner than the anacondas most people have jacked into their TVs. RedMere’s tech lets them skimp on heavy-gauge copper, so they’re just 3.5mm around. More »


Monster Cable Lowering Prices During Recession, Uh…Thanks?

3:20AM April 30, 2009 | Sean Fallon

Monster Cable, purveyors of grossly overpriced products, feel your pain during these tough financial times. That’s why they are reducing their ridiculous prices to slightly less ridiculous prices during the recession.

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Engadget’s Monster Cable Endorsement: ‘Monster Cable Sucks’

6:39AM April 18, 2009 | Matt Buchanan

If you spotted this ad for Monster’s Dr. Dre Beats headphones—which strips an out-of-context blurb from a news post—you’d think Engadget gave Monster Cable an awkward-sounding endorsement. But the mutilated sentence was lifted and applied without Engadget’s permission.

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Monster Cable Sues Monster Transmission, Ensures Spot on DBag Company List of ’09

4:55AM April 10, 2009 | Jason Chen

Monster Cable, suer of an incredible number of companies that just happen to have the word “Monster” in their names, has turned their attention to Monster Transmission. They make transmissions.

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Gadgets

Monster Knows You Need Five Different Sprays to Clean Your iPhone, Camera, Phone, GPS and Laptop

3:45AM September 6, 2008 | Adam Frucci

The professional bullshit artists and dumbass fleecers over at Monster have devised another way to remove money from the wallets of the ignorant: cleaning sprays.

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Gadgets

Monster Slays Vampire Power with New Power Strips, Slays Wallets Too

5:47PM September 3, 2008 | Kit Eaton

Monster, usually better known for cabling, is now tackling powering your gadgets in an eco-friendly manner with a new range of standby-killing power strips. The Digital Life Power Centre Green Power versions being the first of two lines, aimed at connecting your computer gear up: when you turn off the computer, all the peripheral sockets get switched off too. There’re three versions—the MDP 650, 800 and 900.

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