My Breakfast Could’ve Been So Much Less Disgusting

Milk jugs, useless. Milk comes in containers, sillies! But this jug is different: Using science – a pH sensor – it detects if the milk inside is sour. Which would’ve saved my granola this morning, truth. [Cravendale via OhGizmo via Wired]


December 30, 2009

LED Glasses Fool Everyone Into Thinking It’s Just Milk

Think those plastic glasses are filled with Daisy’s fresh milk? Wrong! The battery-powered white LEDs light up the opaque plastic, fooling everyone into thinking you’re drinking nature’s own juice. Instead of gin. [Amazon via OhGizmo]


July 28, 2009

Accordian/Thermos Lovechild Keeps Your Milk Fresh Longer

Meet Fresh, the amazing Shrinking Milk Jug, who will keep your milk fresh for up to a week longer by eliminating the air void which makes it go bad in the first place.


March 26, 2009

Cows That Get Massaged With a Big Robo-Brush Are Happier, Make Better Milk

If you watch just one video online today, let it be this strangely hypnotising video of cows getting super excited about a gigantic, robotic cow brush.


November 14, 2008
Science

Chinese City Bakes Bad Milk Into Bricks

As you’ve probably heard by now, China’s been dealing with a massive tainted milk problem. Now that hundreds of tons of milk products have been recalled, precincts are scrambling to figure out what to do with the resulting trash. One city in Southern China has decided that one great way to get rid of all that melamine-laden fluid is to bake them into bricks and cement.


July 3, 2008

Concept Jewellery Celebrates Birth With Plasticised Human Milk

Did you know that science has made it possible to turn milk into a plastic by solidifying the casein it contains? Well, you do now. But I bet you’d never think of using the technique to turn human breast milk into a “jewel” of sorts, and then use that to make a necklace. But that’s exactly what French design team Duende are suggesting. Titled “Perle de Lait” their jewelry range is part of a bigger upcoming art exhibit that celebrates birth and explores “sharing of food between mother and child.” It’s a pretty amazing idea, though I’m not sure I know many people who’d wear it. Also to be exhibited is a set of “placenta coffins.” Weird. There’s a detailed preview over at Dezeen if you’ve got the nerve. [Dezeen]


September 29, 2007
Uncategorized

Japanese Stress-Relieving Milk Costs a Stressful $30 per Bottle

Are you really stressed out about money? I mean, you can’t help but spend it on frivolous things, despite the fact that you really need it for boring stuff like rent, groceries, and student loan payments. Well, here’s the worst solution possible for your problems: Japanese “Adult Milk” that is supposedly loaded up with the stress-relieving hormone melatonin. So what makes it such a bad choice for you? It’s $30 a bottle. No, that zero isn’t a typo. So while it might drug you into a sense of well-being, you’ll just be poorer and less able to pay your bills. The vicious milk cycle continues. [Yahoo via Akihabara News]


June 6, 2007
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LEGO Milk Scanner

Friedrich Kirschner came up with a 3D scanner that’s made out of LEGOs, a bowl, a webcam and milk. What’s up with the milk? Well, he dips in whatever he wants to scan in the milk, then takes shot after shot as he pours in more milk. By measuring up the milk in each shot, he can get a semi-accurate outline of whatever he’s scanning.

The only problem is whatever you’re scanning becomes covered in milk. It’s actually pretty difficult to get out, as my mum found out the hard way every morning since I liked to chug a gallon of it before I went to school.