Why a MILF phone roundup instead of a regular mum phone roundup? Because mum phones are so boringly low-end that nobody except for snooze-tastic matriarchs would be interested in them—which means nobody here would be. MILF phones, on the other hand, are used by cool moms that know where it’s at. And by it, we mean sex appeal (and technology).

Today we’ve got a Samsung SCH-U410 flip phone on Verizon, and the SGH-A127 plus the SGH-A517 flip-phones on AT&T—pictured in order from left to right.