Oh, Mighty Mouse. You were hated, but you and your damn nipple survived extermination after the coming of the Apple Magic Mouse. You had to pay a steep bill to survive, in shame, rejected by The Steve, but you survived. More »
Here’s the latest Apple rumour: The Mighty Mouse may get mightier-or less suckier, because that nipple sucks a lot — with new looks and touch technology. I hope so, although I would be just as happy with an anti-filth mouse. More »