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Trash Compactor Bookends Will Hopefully Crush Your Prequel DVDs

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:20:00 +0000

Oh the genius! Just when I thought George Lucas’ merchandise machinery couldn’t surprise me anymore, it didn’t surprise me again. But at least these 15 x 30 x 19cm hand painted Trash Compactor Bookends made me smile:

There goes another $US190 for Uncle George. [Star Wars Shop via The Awesomer]

Get Your Star Wars Merchandise At The Powerhouse Museum Exhibition

Nick Broughall — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:30:37 +0000

One thing I forgot to mention in yesterday’s coverage of the new Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination exhibit at the Sydney powerhouse Museum is that it’s a merchandisers dream. And not just the regular Star Wars crap you can pick up at Go-Lo for a couple of bucks either – they’ve got full-sized Master Replica lightsabers, Lego sets (although not the Death Star diorama or the Millennium Falcon), R2-D2 plush back packs and more bobble-heads than I’ve ever seen gathered at one place at a time – seriously, if there was an earthquake, there would be enough bobbling to cause an aftershock just inside the Powerhouse. Nothing there is cheap, but if you’re a collector, you may find something at the exhibition you haven’t been able to pick up in Australia before…

[Powerhouse Museum]

FX Whip Toy from Indiana Jones Makes Beating Up Colleagues a Pleasure

Addy Dugdale — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:17:57 +0000

Hasbro’s FX whip, part of the flotilla of Indiana Jones merchandise that is sailing into port this year, should be hung on the wall of every office in the land. This is what makes corporal punishment in the workplace such a pleasure. The US$19.99 toy plays the theme tune —this is, sadly, the one crappy bit about it— as well as a thwack-a-lacka-boom-boom sound when you crack it. Hasbro could have come up with some more interesting sound effects, though. The FX whip will be available from May 1 from most toy shops. [Hasbro]

Star Wars Rejected Promotional Crap Could Have Changed the Universe Forever

Jesus Diaz — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:10:05 +0000

Here’s another set of stunning, but rejected, Star Wars merchandise. These amazing examples of human genius go from a mini-fridge with a door made from Han Solo frozen in carbonite to a Death Star BBQ, actual Leia’s hair headphones and even an AT-AT chair caddy to hold your magazines, snacks and Pepsi—the marketing masterminds proposed all these gadgets—next to your favourite sofa. The best ones are frightening, yet irresistible.

I don’t know about you, but I would kill for a real fridge with Han Solo in carbonite on the door. [Action Figure Insider]

Transformers Movie Shirts Are Less Than Meets the Eye

Jason Chen — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:40:50 +0000

As if the Transformers watches weren’t cheap and tacky enough, take a look at these Transformers movie shirts. They’re actually life-sized wearable animated.gifs, which light up like the $5 lapdance joint we frequent when CES rolls around.

Although we still have faith in the movie, all these cheap accessories and tie ins aren’t doing much for public confidence. Click on each shirt if you don’t value your eyeballs in anyway. â€“ Jason Chen

Ain’t It Cool [via Crunchgear]