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Web Porn Is Killing My Libido

Zounds! So this is what my ex-girlfriend meant when she said sex with me was akin to “carnal relations with an empty husk”. Too much web porn! It’s killing our libidos, lads, one frantically one-handed mouse click at a time.

September 23, 2011
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Female Promiscuity Is a Biological Imperative

Men have always had evolution to blame for their wily Casanova ways – that whole spreading their seed far and wide thing. Finally, evolution is coming through for women, too!

September 14, 2011
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Study Says Babies Make Men Less Masculine, More Nurturing

A recent study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggests men’s testosterone levels fluctuate when they have children.

August 17, 2011
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Men Can’t Resist Pissing On Pictures Of Insects In Urinals

According to University of Illinois professor May Berenbaum, men “have a deep-seated instinct to aim at targets” in the urinary sense. Logically, sticking a picture on the back of a urinal will cause men to aim for it like lemmings.

July 18, 2011
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Turns Out Plenty Of Girls Use Google+ After All

Fellow geeks, rejoice! What was once believed to be a cesspool of men and sausage is now teeming with female life! That’s right, lads—Google+ has a sizable female presence after all!

July 5, 2011
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We Really Hope You’re Not Gross Enough To Need A Man Bowl

Yeah, yeah – men are disgusting. We get it. But has the gender really let itself go to the point that we need a man bowl? Yeah, that’s a dog bowl that says “MAN” on it. Because you eat like dogs.

May 25, 2011
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This Is Why Women Walk Away When Men Smile At Them

Pro tip for the single men out there: if you want to get a date with the girl next door, don’t smile at her. Raise your arms in the air like you just hit a game-winning home run instead.

May 24, 2011
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What Kind Of Bag Can A Guy Carry?

The Awl‘s exposé on the various types of man bags raises some interesting questions: What type of bag should a man carry? How did you decide on your particular bag? Are they all just man-purses?

October 20, 2010
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The Original College F*ck List, Courtesy Of MIT

Long before Karen Owen created her world-captivating Fuck List for Duke’s female sexual consumers, two sexually liberated women created the “Consumer Guide to MIT Men”. It was modern, sophisticated… and kinda nasty.

September 9, 2010
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The Real ‘Stuff White People Like’

What makes a culture unique? How are whites, blacks, Asians, whoever different from everybody else? What tastes, interests and concepts define an ethnicity? Is there any way to make fun of other races in public and get away with it?
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