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Gadgets
Valentine’s Day Magnets Favour the Strongly Sensitive Type
6:00PM Elaine Chow | Looking for something to decorate your fridge with this V-Day, here’s magnets of men weeping. Maybe it’s just me, but if I really wanted to see grown arse men cry, I’d just start dating again.
Entertainment
Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
11:20PM Jesus Diaz | It’s Friday. You are the office, watching another Powerpoint by Jimmy, the product development bozo. “Stupid Jimmy,” you think, “these are the only three workflow charts we need after this long work week.” UPDATED More »
Gadgets
The Swerve Disposable Razor Makes Quick Work of Beastly Neck and Back Hair
10:40AM Sean Fallon | This isn’t the 70’s anymore guys. Excessive body hair and gold medallions are no longer acceptable. There are gadgets out there designed to handle the job, but the Swerve provides a more ergonomic solution. More »
Random Stuff
Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
2:00PM Elaine Chow | I’ve been staring at this ad for hours and I still can’t really figure out who Japanese company Wish Room’s Man Bra (or, as Seinfeld fans would probably call it, The Bro) is for. Drag queens unsatisfied with the options at their local Victoria’s Secret? Dudes with a fear of nipple chaffing? Kevin James? Either way, this manssiere is promising to make you feel just as purdy as the vaguely Russian-looking man modelling for them. Considering he’s not even wearing one, I wonder if he has any idea what he’s posing for. [Wish Room via Gizmodo Japan] More »
Random Stuff
Shocking News: Dudes Like the Internet More Than Ladies
1:50AM Adam Frucci | A new study on the “Happiness Index” polled 8,500 Australians aged 18-64, and it found that for men, they were happiest while on the internet. For women, on the other hand, they were made the most happy while spending quality time with the family. I can’t see how the discrepancy could cause any relationship problems. More »
Computers
What Would Chicks Do for a Klondike Bar? Give Up Their Password
4:20AM Matt Buchanan | I thought that the whole chicks would do anything for chocolate stereotype was just, you know, a stereotype, but vaguely scientific market research proves it’s true! Infosecurity Europe went around posing as marketers, offering people chocolate bars in exchange for their computer passwords, and 45 percent of the women gave it up like prom night. Only 10 percent of the dudes went for it. Of course, it’s totally possible the women were actually more conniving in their desire for the chocolate, and they all just lied about their password, while only 10 percent of the guys were able to devise such a clever ruse. I mean, that’s what I would’ve done. [McSolutions via The Raw Feed] More »
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Dream Lover 2000 Keeps That Dawg on a Shocking Leash
1:30AM Seamus Byrne | This “male management and boyfriend training unit” is an add-on to that CB-3000 male chastity belt that attaches to a submissive male’s member, keeping it, and him, out of harm’s way or out of anybody else’s pants. This Dream Lover 2000 add-on takes it a step further, letting the poor sap’s mistress remotely administer shocks, keeping him in line and punishing him as much as he so richly deserves. More »
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