Oh yummy. And they probably come in boxes made of rye bread. All I want to know is where is my new MacBook Air made of bacon? Hmmmmm. Bacon. [Trend hunter via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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Pepper Knuckles are one of those multifunctional devices perfect for people like Martha Stewart. During the day, use them to massage meat and season your salads. At night, take them out to generously blind people and break their jaws before kicking them in the groin. They are just a concept, so don't expect them on QVC. For now, it has more possibilities of making it into a GTA IV expansion pack. [Yanko Design]

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PETA doesn't mind if you eat meat; they just want that meat to not be from a dead animal. The organisation cares so much about this that they've offered up a $1 million prize to the first scientist that can create meat that's "sufficient to market in at least 10 U.S. states at a price that is competitive with then-prevailing chicken prices." In essence, fake meat.

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If you're aiming for more "delicious" than "protective" for your iPod cases, there's nothing that does it better than this Ruby Pod Rare case from Japan. It's as if the creators tapped into our collective consciousness of combining delicious meat with delicious tunes. Just staring at these finely chiseled pieces of marbled beef makes us want to get set to eat some shabu shabu or hot pot tonight. Careful to keep any beefed up iPods away from your pets. [Rakuten via DVICE]

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This is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it's one of the Wurst rugs I've ever seen. *Sound of single gunshot followed by large thud* [Wurstteppich]

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Rarely do we lust so intensely over kitchen gadgets, but when they involve taking meat on a stick and coating it in grain-product deliciousness, all of our values are thrown out the window.

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Knives are so passé—it's time for us to be able to make steak with a lightsaber. The guys over at Instructables have put together a tutorial on how to cut and make a delicious steak with a laser—or, more specifically, how to cut the words "PETA" out of a delicious steak with a laser and then cook the letters to consume PETA's courage.

The tutorial details what your laser settings should be and how to maximize the flavor, but strangely doesn't mention what exact laser you should use—though I assume it was done with a laser etcher and a device to catch the drippings. With lasers being used in surgery, war and coffee-making, I hope that some day soon we'll be able to pleasure women with just a smile, a kiss and a phaser. [Instructables]

With this $15 set of 4 steak thermometers, you'll no longer have to yell at your kids whenever he or she cooks your steak the wrong way. Just plop the reusable thermometer inside your steak and watch as the gauge goes from Rare to Medium to Well. We've been cooking steak for a while and still don't know what the "optimal" temperature for it is, so an easy-to-read thermometer like this is perfect for idiots like us. And your kids. – Jason Chen Product Page [Surlatable via Uncrate]