Science

This Is What Your Brain Looks Like When You Masturbate

It was only matter of time after the invention of fMRI scanning machines – which track blood flow in the brain – that scientists would start having people pleasure themselves while strapped into one. And so it was that New Scientist writer Kayt Sukel ended up with this delightful scan of her brain at the moment of orgasm.


April 5, 2011
Entertainment

Android Wank-O-Meter Is Probably Worse Than You Think

Gizmodo AU

You’re male. You have an Android device with a built-in accelerometer. So obviously what you need is an app which can track and measure the efficiency with which you…, well, you know, right? Enter Wank-o-meter.


October 23, 2010

Penn Jillette’s Masturbating Bathtub For Women

Awkwardly coiffed magician Penn Jillette is an inventor. His greatest triumph: a “hydro-therapeutic stimulator” for women with jetstreams directed to “stimulation points (e.g. the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat”. Meet the Jill-Jet.


July 21, 2010
Gadgets

Count Machine Onahole Counts How Fast You Can Pleasure Yourself

Count Machine Onahole is a Japanese device that is essentially a Fleshlight attached to a counting mechanism, so you can see how many pumps you can get in in under a minute. Oh dear.


July 16, 2010
Gadgets

Customers Who Bought The Male Masturbator Kit Also Bought…

I thought this Amazon page was a fake… until I actually searched for it and found the Fleshlight there. Now I believe.


November 26, 2009
Gadgets

Fleshbot Reviews The Real Touch, A Video-Synchronised Masturbator (NSFW)

The Real Touch is like a Fleshlight that moves on its own, pre-synced with the porn you’re currently watching on your computer. It’s one step closer to simulating having sex with the girl on the screen, but should you buy?