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Chocolate Master Chief Penis Helmet
8:20AM Jason Chen | It’s a chocolate helmet. Shaped like Master Chief. For your penis. Yes, that Master Chief. Or as the site calls him, “The One Eyed Spartan.” As if dressing up junior as a viking or Indiana Jones wasn’t silly enough. Reserve yours today for US$7.95! [Chocolate Party Hats via The Raw Feed] More »
Gadgets
Custom Master Chief Transformer: (Gasp) Having…Trouble… Breathing!
3:15AM Gizmodo US Edition | When I came across this custom Master Chief transformer, I have to admit that my heat skipped a beat. If yours did too, you are a huge geek and we love you for it. And the best part is you can actually own this bad boy if you are up to the task of outbidding the competition. Here is the skinny straight from the creator: More »
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Master Chief’s Girl is Sexy, Shares Outfits With Master Chief
11:30AM Haroon Malik | David Johnson has created this striking, polymer clay figurine of Master Chief’s girl. The artwork, titled Mz Master Chief, is one of a kind and is available by auction on eBay. At the time of writing, the price stands at $338 and we are sure it will fetch a little more yet. Usually, we would scoff at such a high price tag for a clay sex toy, but 10% of the proceeds are going to support the American Breast Cancer Foundation, so the higher the final price the better. More »
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Halo Master Chief Mimobot Thumb Drives (Finish the File Transfer)
4:46AM Brian Lam | Mimoco’s got these Limited Edition Master Chief USB Drives in 1, 2 and 4GB sizes. They’re preloaded with artwork from the upcoming Halo novel and an episode of “This Spartan Life”, they’re pricey at $109 for the larger model, but given the Halo feeding frenzy, they would still sell out of the limited run if they charged 50% more. [Mimoco via Crunch] More »
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LEGO Master Builds Halo 3 Master Chief
12:43AM Charlie White | Just in time for the big Halo 3 rollout tomorrow, master LEGO builder Nathan Sawaya creates a likeness of that mofo Master Chief, which he says is his most-requested object these days. The video shows a lot of the other amazing creations done by this attorney turned LEGO artist. As you can see by his work, there’s a few good reasons why he earns more money as a LEGO dude than he did as an attorney. [MTV] More »
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Halo 3’s Master Chief is an Ass
7:50AM Jason Chen | So, okay, we’ve gotten into the Halo fever a little bit too with our gallery of the Halo 3 Limited Edition Xbox. Well, here’s a bit of Halo 3 tomfoolery for a late Friday afternoon. Apparently some guy dressed up in a Master Chief suit, went down to his local game store, and started humping PS3s and “stealing” copies of Halo 3. [Gamebrink] More »
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Papercraft Master Chief Lacks Corpse Humping Ability
8:20AM Jason Chen | Are you dripping at the teats for Halo 3? Well, here’s something you can create yourself after your SAT prep course to tide you over until next Tuesday. It’s a Master Chief papercraft model that measures 13 inches tall and was painstakingly created out of 42 individual pieces. The guy who made it even made directions, which allow you to embark on your own EXXXXTREEEEME paper folding adventure. Feel free to shout racial and sexual epithets at it when done. [Deviantart via Kotaku] More »
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