Massages

Geek Out

This Massage Chair Has Everything But A Happy Ending

7:20AM June 25, 2011 | Casey Chan

This massage chair by Panasonic has everything you’d want. 3D mapping! It creates a map of the body-height, weight, dimensions – and then massages accordingly. There’s even hot stones! It can heat itself up to 42C. Happy endings? Uhm, well… More »


Gaming

Massage Me “Controller” One Step Away From Honourable Mention At The AVNs

10:00AM January 25, 2010 | Jack Loftus

Nope. No way. No conceivable way whatsoever this massage video game controller, called the Massage Me, could be hacked or used in a way that makes it sexual or awkward to use if your parents walked in the room. More »


Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People

1:00AM December 18, 2008 | Jesus Diaz

The rise of the machines is happening already: Three people were killed in Japan by an evil foot massage machine. Or maybe the machine wasn’t that evil and the people were just thick.

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Gadgets

Mario Mushroom Is Yet Another Lame Attempt to Disguise a Vibrator

12:20PM November 19, 2008 | Jesus Diaz

For some reason I can’t seem to grasp, Japanese people seem to be obsessed with vibrating objects that are not actual vibrators. OK, I lied, I can understand it perfectly. Specially when they try to pass them as soft Super Mario mushrooms. Then I don’t only understand the obsession, but I actually want to have one. In fact, buy two dozens and make a vibrating mushroom bed sticking them together. For $US26, you can use them as mini-seats and chair cushions, provided you don’t weigh more than 80kg. [Rinkya Blog]

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