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Gadgets

Philips Get You Off With HF8400 Dual Sensual Massagers

1:00AM Jack Loftus | Philips isn’t pussyfooting around at IFA with their HF8400 Dual “Sensual Massagers.” Nay, their booth at the show was a bed, a cute model, and the massage devices. Your imagination is now free to in fill the blanks. More »
Random Stuff

Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts

2:40AM Jesus Diaz | Oh Pangao, you got me at “Enlarge female’s breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female’s breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside.” YES! More »
Games

Wii Fit Foot Massage Pad Mixes Pleasure With Pain

9:00AM Sean Fallon | Most people would not describe working out as a pleasurable experience, but nobody said that it has to be complete torture. That’s where these silicone covers for your Wii Fit balance board can help. More »
Random Stuff

The Official Massage of CES 2009

2:06PM Mark Wilson | Hands-on impressions: ahhhhhhhh. Adam Frucci left, Mark Wilson right, some dude we don’t know in the middle. More: More »
Design

Harp Chair Massages Your Back With Horrible Music

11:10AM Sean Fallon | I appreciate the originality of a chair that massages your back with the vibrations from harp music, but there are a couple glaring reasons why this thing isn’t worth $US7000. More »
Gadgets

Head Refresher Is 234 Points Of Scalp Massaging Crazy

2:00PM Elaine Chow | I’m in love with crazy, vaguely acupressure-related gadgets, so this Christmas I might actually drop some cash for the “Head Refresher.” Much like the Head Kanzen, this insane-looking device lets you massage your own scalp, allegedly increasing blood circulation throughout your body, while making it look like an inverted sea urchin is trying to swallow your skull. More »
Gadgets

Lightning Review: Babaka Massage Glasses (Verdict: Face Ticklingly Weird)

10:57PM Gizmodo US Edition | The Gadget: Microcomputer Massage Glasses. Available as a freebie if you get China-based company Babaka’s posture harness (more on that later)… or about $US10 if you choose to buy one yourself. More »
Gadgets

Head Kenzan: Massage Away Stress, Torture Prisoners With One Handy Device

3:26AM Sean Fallon | The Head Kenzan is is inspired by a traditional Japanese tool called “kenzan” that is used in Japanese flower arranging to hold plants in place. But to westerners like myself, it looks like some sort of iron maiden for the scalp. However, the true purpose of the device is far from torture—in fact, it is designed to massage the scalp using 92 plastic bristles that are described as “not-too-hard and not-too-soft.” As ridiculous as this thing looks, I can almost feel those plastic spikes running over my head—ensuring that I maintain my luxurious mane of hair well into old age. Available for $US47. [Japan Trend Shop via RGS] More »
Design

OSIM uSpace Full Body Massage Chair Balances Your Body, Bank Account

4:15AM Jesus Diaz | At US$6,000, this OSIM uSpace full body massage chair better do what it says in addition to just looking all sci-fi and space Pac-Manish. According to the manufacturer, the chair fixes you using mood lighting, massage, and music. They say the uSpace has three different modes: “revitalize”, “relax” or “balance” you. More »
Design

Virtual Lake Floating Lounge Brings the Sandman Every Time

5:30AM Sean Fallon | Even the most crippling insomnia is surely no match for the Gentle Wave lounge. Using a handheld remote, users can control a rocking motion that is designed to simulate floating in a lake. It can also be used to manage the intensity of the sound wave massage emanating from its dual 50-watt transducers. Combine that with a supine posture and memory foam chair, and your problems with insomnia will be replaced by the fear of slipping into a coma. However, at US$7,000, I will be sticking to drinking a few beers and falling asleep in the pool on a US$15 SpongeBob raft. [Hammacher Schlemmer via Likecool] More »