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2:00PM January 16, 2012 | Danny Allen

Hidden far behind the glamorous main halls at CES is the International Exhibit Hall – home to vast rows of Chinese inventors. I love these guys. As a writer, you can find some real gems…both unseen and bizarre (like the butt massager in this quick video). But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s for your feet. I actually have no bloody clue. Please tell me what the hell this is! More »


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What’s Going Through This Woman’s Mind As She’s Massaged By A Robot?

1:40PM January 8, 2011 | Sam Biddle

Booth babes usually have it easy, (aside from being used as inanimate perma-smiling pieces of cleavage furniture). This one doesn’t. I spied this disturbing scene and could only wonder what she was thinking. “How did it come to this?” More »


Gadgets

UCrown 2 Massage Helmet Is Not A Prop From The Last Starfighter

11:30AM December 21, 2009 | Jack Loftus

I can’t tell if the OSIM uCrown 2 really is a head massage device, a practical joke, an attempt to reinvent 1980s electronics styling, or some twisted mixture of all three. Also, there was a uCrown 1? More »


Gadgets

Massaging Your Face With Ice: As Relaxing As Getting Pegged With A Snowball

4:55AM December 9, 2009 | Adam Frucci

Two problems with this product: A, cold on your face is not pleasant, as proven by the horribleness of getting whitewashed in the playground. And B, getting your face massaged sounds stupid. No thanks, Ice Face Massage Roller [CraziestGadgets] More »


Gadgets

Philips Get You Off With HF8400 Dual Sensual Massagers

1:00AM September 7, 2009 | Jack Loftus

Philips isn’t pussyfooting around at IFA with their HF8400 Dual “Sensual Massagers.” Nay, their booth at the show was a bed, a cute model, and the massage devices. Your imagination is now free to in fill the blanks. More »


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Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts

2:40AM June 17, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

Oh Pangao, you got me at “Enlarge female’s breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female’s breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside.” YES! More »


Gaming

Wii Fit Foot Massage Pad Mixes Pleasure With Pain

9:00AM January 22, 2009 | Sean Fallon

Most people would not describe working out as a pleasurable experience, but nobody said that it has to be complete torture. That’s where these silicone covers for your Wii Fit balance board can help.

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The Official Massage of CES 2009

2:06PM January 9, 2009 | Mark Wilson

Hands-on impressions: ahhhhhhhh. Adam Frucci left, Mark Wilson right, some dude we don’t know in the middle. More:

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Harp Chair Massages Your Back With Horrible Music

11:10AM December 30, 2008 | Sean Fallon

I appreciate the originality of a chair that massages your back with the vibrations from harp music, but there are a couple glaring reasons why this thing isn’t worth $US7000.

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Gadgets

Head Refresher Is 234 Points Of Scalp Massaging Crazy

2:00PM November 25, 2008 | Elaine Chow

I’m in love with crazy, vaguely acupressure-related gadgets, so this Christmas I might actually drop some cash for the “Head Refresher.” Much like the Head Kanzen, this insane-looking device lets you massage your own scalp, allegedly increasing blood circulation throughout your body, while making it look like an inverted sea urchin is trying to swallow your skull.

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