makeup

Design

The 8-Bit Low-Res Make-Up Is High-Res Clever

6:00AM Jesus Diaz | This 8-bit pixelated makeup and t-shirt is proof that you don’t have to be an extreme overachiever or look like a dork or a slut to enjoy Halloween. Veehee pretty. [Kindacarsick — Thanks Anna Jane Grossman] More »
Gadgets

Vibrating Mascara Wand Can’t Do You Or Your Makeup Well

5:20AM Joanna Stern | The last place I’ve ever thought to stick a vibrating wand is in my eye. I like my vibrating razor, but this video tear down of motorised mascara makes me wonder why any lady would want to tickle her lashes. More »
Toys

Glitter Gun – For The Times When You Want to Get Whored Up Really, Really Fast

6:40AM Jason Chen | Much like Homer’s makeup gun, this Glitter Gun allows you to apply sparkly bits to your woman in record time, allowing long waits on the couch while she’s getting ready to become a thing of the past. The gun is a bit tricky, however, seeing as one glitter shot is not quite enough, and two glitter shots activates “drunk, horny slut” mode, so aim carefully. [Drink Stuff via Nerd Approved] More »
Gadgets

Blu_ray, the Makeup

6:15AM Jason Chen | Making your face presentable for high definition is tough, which is why the makeup brand Cargo is carrying a “blu_ray” brand makeup—trademarked, no less—that’s supposed to cover up any Cameron Diaz-level skin problems. It’s unlikely that Sony will be pleased that someone’s calling dibs on a brand they spent billions on building, but since this is in the makeup space, they might be SOL. We’re sure Cargo’s glad they don’t have to make an “hd_dvd” branded makeup kit. [Sephora via Boing Boing Gadgets] More »