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The Sleeping Beauty Bra Dubiously Attacks Chest Wrinkles

Hey ladies! Nothing worse for a gal than waking up with a bad case of “wrinkled cleavage,” amiright? Even if I’m not, négligée-creating La Decollete thinks I am, so they created the Sleeping Beauty Bra. It’s, ahem, certainly interesting?

NSFW: Play Holiday Tunes With The Lingerie Girls Synthesiser

This is the Cup Size Choir, seven angels in lingerie singing seven notes at your command. They lie down, breathing sensually, waiting for you, ready to play Deck the Halls or whatever Christmas carol you want.

Lingerie Maker Hopes To Promote Tourism With Talking Bra

I’m not really sure if being welcomed into the country by a bra which speaks three languages will encourage anyone to visit Japan, but I certainly do appreciate lingerie maker Triumph’s valiant effort to promote tourism in Tokyo.

There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie

I’m all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I’m not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don’t care if it’s pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It’s got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric.

Japanese Putting Bra Lets You Golf Into Lingerie

Sometimes, you just want to practice your putting. If you’re near a woman wearing Triumph’s new golf outfit and you can convince her to take it off, you can putt to your heart’s content.

Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Better Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie

Nothing gets my blood pumping like a sexy lady wearing a skimpy outfit that glows in the dark. Well, I guess the glowing in the dark thing isn’t necessary, but if it’s part of the package, go nuts, I guess.

Bacon Bra Needs No Further Explanation [NSFW]

I don’t like edible lingerie. It tastes like crap. The bacon bra, on the other side… well, the bacon bra is made out of bacon. Bacon-sustained bra technology, people. I just can’t say no, even if it’s raw.

Art Peaks Forever as Two Chicks Lightsaber Battle in Their Underwear Without Irony

If two women were to ever lightsaber dueled for my affection, I might need to slice myself in half to accommodate the needs of them both. (Ever so slightly NSFW). [Thanks Nick!]

Magnetic CoreBra Turns Breasts Into Refrigerator Novelties

We’ve all been there (those of us who’ve touched a woman’s torso). The passion. The heat. The clasp. The smug, “maybe you should practice this when I’m not home.” The smugger, “maybe I do!” Now here’s the solution.

Designer Lingerie Has Embedded GPS-Uplink for Lady Location

This could be a tongue-in cheek bit of high-tech flirtery: Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio’s “Find Me If You Can” lingerie line has embedded GPS-uplinking units that a partner can remotely track. So you could play a titillating game on your man by flitting around near his location, and then zipping far away. Or you could see it as a sensible safety device in…uh…high kidnap-rate areas. For sure, it’s not a good way to find out if your missus is doing the funky bedspring with someone behind your back: that unit is too clunky for stealthy stalking and the wearer can switch it off. Still, it’s unusual. And costly: $US800 to $US1100. [TheAge via GizmoWatch]

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