Hey ladies! Nothing worse for a gal than waking up with a bad case of “wrinkled cleavage,” amiright? Even if I’m not, négligée-creating La Decollete thinks I am, so they created the Sleeping Beauty Bra. It’s, ahem, certainly interesting? More »
I’m not really sure if being welcomed into the country by a bra which speaks three languages will encourage anyone to visit Japan, but I certainly do appreciate lingerie maker Triumph’s valiant effort to promote tourism in Tokyo. More »
I’m all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I’m not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don’t care if it’s pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It’s got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric. More »
Sometimes, you just want to practice your putting. If you’re near a woman wearing Triumph’s new golf outfit and you can convince her to take it off, you can putt to your heart’s content. More »
If two women were to ever lightsaber dueled for my affection, I might need to slice myself in half to accommodate the needs of them both. (Ever so slightly NSFW). [Thanks Nick!]
We’ve all been there (those of us who’ve touched a woman’s torso). The passion. The heat. The clasp. The smug, “maybe you should practice this when I’m not home.” The smugger, “maybe I do!” Now here’s the solution.
This could be a tongue-in cheek bit of high-tech flirtery: Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio’s “Find Me If You Can” lingerie line has embedded GPS-uplinking units that a partner can remotely track. So you could play a titillating game on your man by flitting around near his location, and then zipping far away. Or you could see it as a sensible safety device in…uh…high kidnap-rate areas. For sure, it’s not a good way to find out if your missus is doing the funky bedspring with someone behind your back: that unit is too clunky for stealthy stalking and the wearer can switch it off. Still, it’s unusual. And costly: $US800 to $US1100. [TheAge via GizmoWatch]
