Tagged With lightsabres

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A Jedi's hooded cloak is a great way to keep the sun out of their eyes. But, on scorching hot days, especially on planets like Tatooine with two suns, it has to be unbearable under there. Until now, the only real solution was to build a moon-sized space station to simply blow up a glaring sun, but now there are these glowing lightsabre sunglasses as a cheaper alternative.

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Imagine a world where lightsabres are real. Totally awesome, yeah? All fun and games, right? But not really when a baby gets his hands on a lightsabre. When they start waving things around, you're at their mercy. Fingers, homes, human bodies and anything else are just in the way.

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It's easy to pick on Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace because of Jar Jar. And, well, everything else too. But you know what's always fun about Star Wars? The lightsabre battles! This video, however, hilariously points out how silly they look like on closer inspection.

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Toy Fair is full of lame jigsaw puzzles, toy horses and other antique things nobody cares about anymore. But! There's also plenty of unreleased Star Wars, Spider Man and other stuff that makes us feel like excited kids again. Lightsabres!

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GOD, weird. So a while back I called Wicked Lasers' Spyder III a "real life lightsabre". (It wasn't quite that cool in practice). LucasFilm took issue and threw a fit. Here's the whole saga (and ME) immortalised in Taiwanese CGI.